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prayers; as I shall do by you in mine; and take care of my
kitten; and give my kind sarvice to Sall; and this is all at
present; from your beloved friend and sarvent;

W。 JENKINS
BATH; April 26。


To Mrs GWYLLIM; house…keeper at Brambleton…hall。

I am astonished that Dr Lewis should take upon him to give away
Alderney; without my privity and concurrants  What signifies my
brother's order? My brother is little better than Noncompush。 He
would give away the shirt off his back; and the teeth out of his
head; nay; as for that matter; he would have ruinated the family
with his ridiculous charities; if it had not been for my four
quarters  What between his willfullness and his waste; his
trumps; and his frenzy; I lead the life of an indented slave。
Alderney gave four gallons a…day; ever since the calf was sent to
market。 There is so much milk out of my dairy; and the press must
stand still: but I won't loose a cheese pairing; and the milk
shall be made good; if the sarvents should go without butter。 If
they must needs have butter; let them make it of sheep's milk;
but then my wool will suffer for want of grace; so that I must be
a loser on all sides。 Well; patience is like a stout Welsh poney;
it bears a great deal; and trots a great way; but it will tire at
the long run。 Before its long; perhaps I may shew Matt; that I
was not born to be the household drudge to my dying day  Gwyn
rites from Crickhowel; that the price of flannel is fallen three…
farthings an ell; and that's another good penny out of my pocket。
When I go to market to sell; my commodity stinks; but when I want
to buy the commonest thing; the owner pricks it up under my nose;
and it can't be had for love nor money  I think everything runs
cross at Brambleton…hall  You say the gander has broke the eggs;
which is a phinumenon I don't understand: for when the fox
carried off the old goose last year; he took her place; and
hatched the eggs; and partected the goslings like a tender
parent  Then you tell me the thunder has soured two barrels of
beer in the seller。 But how the thunder should get there; when
the seller was double…locked; I can't comprehend。 Howsomever; I
won't have the beer thrown out; till I see it with my own eyes。
Perhaps; it will recover  At least it will serve for vinegar to
the servants。  You may leave off the fires in my brother's
chamber and mine; as it is unsartain when we return。  I hope;
Gwyllim; you'll take care there is no waste; and have an eye to
the maids; and keep them to their spinning。 I think they may go
very well without beer in hot weather  it serves only to inflame
the blood; and set them a…gog after the men。 Water will make them
fair and keep them cool and tamperit。 Don't forget to put up in
the portmantel; that cums with Williams; along with my riding…habit;
hat; and feather; the viol of purl water; and the tincktur
for my stomach; being as how I am much troubled with
flutterencies。 This is all at present; from

Yours;
TABITHA BRAMBLE
BATH; April 26。



To Dr LEWIS。

DEAR DICK;

I have done with the waters; therefore your advice comes a day
too late I grant that physic is no mystery of your making。 I know
it is a mystery in its own nature; and; like other mysteries;
requires a strong gulp of faith to make it go down  Two days ago;
I went into the King's Bath; by the advice of our friend
Ch; in order to clear the strainer of the skin; for the benefit
of a free perspiration; and the first object that saluted my eye;
was a child full of scrophulous ulcers; carried in the arms of
one of the guides; under the very noses of the bathers。 I was so
shocked at the sight; that I retired immediately with indignation
and disgust  Suppose the matter of those ulcers; floating on the
water; comes in contact with my skin; when the pores are all
open; I would ask you what must be the consequence?  Good
Heaven; the very thought makes my blood run cold! we know not
what sores may be running into the water while we are bathing;
and what sort of matter we may thus imbibe; the king's…evil; the
scurvy; the cancer; and the pox; and; no doubt; the heat will
render the virus the more volatile and penetrating。 To purify
myself from all such contamination; I went to the duke of
Kingston's private Bath; and there I was almost suffocated for
want of free air; the place was so small; and the steam so
stifling。

After all; if the intention is no more than to wash the skin; I
am convinced that simple element is more effectual than any water
impregnated with salt and iron; which; being astringent; will
certainly contract the pores; and leave a kind of crust upon the
surface of the body。 But I am now as much afraid of drinking; as
of bathing; for; after a long conversation with the Doctor; about
the construction of the pump and the cistern; it is very far from
being clear with me; that the patients in the Pump…room don't
swallow the scourings of the bathers。 I can't help suspecting;
that there is; or may be; some regurgitation from the bath into
the cistern of the pump。 In that case; what a delicate beveridge
is every day quaffed by the drinkers; medicated with the sweat
and dirt; and dandriff; and the abominable discharges of various
kinds; from twenty different diseased bodies; parboiling in the
kettle below。 In order to avoid this filthy composition; I had
recourse to the spring that supplies the private baths on the
Abbey…green; but I at once perceived something extraordinary in
the taste and smell; and; upon inquiry; I find that the Roman
baths in this quarter; were found covered by an old burying
ground; belonging to the Abbey; through which; in all
probability; the water drains in its passage; so that as we drink
the decoction of living bodies at the Pump…room; we swallow the
strainings of rotten bones and carcasses at the private bath。 I
vow to God; the very idea turns my stomach! Determined; as I am;
against any farther use of the Bath waters; this consideration
would give me little disturbance; if I could find any thing more
pure; or less pernicious; to quench my thirst; but; although the
natural springs of excellent water are seen gushing spontaneous
on every side; from the hills that surround us; the inhabitants;
in general; make use of well…water; so impregnated with nitre; or
alum; or some other villainous mineral; that it is equally
ungrateful to the taste; and mischievous to the constitution。 It
must be owned; indeed; that here; in Milsham…street; we have a
precarious and scanty supply from the hill; which is collected in
an open bason in the Circus; liable to be defiled with dead dogs;
cats; rats; and every species of nastiness; which the rascally
populace may throw into it; from mere wantonness and brutality。
Well; there is no nation that drinks so hoggishly as the English。

What passes for wine among us; is not the juice of the grape。 It
is an adulterous mixture; brewed up of nauseous ingredients; by
dunces; who are bunglers in the art of poison…making; and yet we;
and our forefathers; are and have been poisoned by this cursed
drench; without taste or flavour  The only genuine and wholesome
beveridge in England; is London porter; and Dorchester table…beer;
but as for your ale and your gin; your cyder and your
perry; and all the trashy family of made wines; I detest them as
infernal compositions; contrived for the destruction of the human
species  But what have I to do with the human species? except a
very few friends; I care not if the whole was 。

Heark ye; Lewis; my misanthropy increases every day  The longer I
live; I find the folly and the fraud of mankind grow more and
more intolerable  I wish I had not come from Brambletonhall;
after having lived in solitude so long; I cannot bear the hurry
and impertinence of the multitude; besides; every thing is
sophisticated in these crowded places。 Snares are laid for our
lives in every thing we cat or drink: the very air we breathe; is
loaded with contagion。 We cannot even sleep; without risque of
infection。 I say; infection  This place is the rendezvous of the
diseased  You won't deny; that many diseases are infectious; even
the consumption itself; is highly infectious。 When a person dies
of it in Italy; the bed and bedding are destroyed; the other
furniture is exposed to the weather and the apartment white…washed;
before it is occupied by any other living soul。 You'll
allow; that nothing receives infection sooner; or retains it
longer; than blankets; feather…beds; and matrasses  'Sdeath! how
do I know what miserable objects have been stewing in the bed
where I now lie!  I wonder; Dick; you did not put me in mind of
sending for my own matrasses  But; if I had not been an ass; I
should not have needed a remembrancer  There is always some
plaguy reflection that rises up in judgment against me; and
ruffles my spirits  Therefore; let us change the subject。

I have other reasons for abridging my stay at Bath  You know
sister Tabby's complexion  If Mrs Tabitha Bramble had been of any
other race; I should certainly have considered her as the most 。
But; the truth is; she has found means to interest my affection;
or; rather; she is beholden to the force of prejudi
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