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自从跟了唐僧这个老板后；孙悟空再也没有好日子过了。整天给唐僧整个半死！一会要打妖精；一会要教2个师弟本领！想想还不如当初花果山自在！哎！为了这个佛学博士还是忍了吧！
说孙悟空读博士还得从唐僧说起；自从唐僧利用和如来的师徒关系搞到了西天取经这个超大8000万的课题以后；唐僧就打算招兵买马了。因为唐僧知道自己除了吃喝嫖赌以外确实啥也不会；徒有博导之名；无博导之实。骗了佛家这么多的课题经费当然得搞个成果来吹吹；而且当时评委会如来也很赞同。虽然唐僧和他关系亲密；这也不好对佛家弟子交代！其实佛学界都知道这个西天取经超大的课题没有任何实际意义。只因为〃21世纪是佛学的世纪；要大力发展佛学事业〃的口号！
唐僧拿到部分经费后；先给各路圣贤都分了一些；如来20％；观音5％；玉皇大帝10％；太上老君5％；各路小仙共10％；5％的管理费；自己按规定拿10％；还暗扣30％；现在就只有5％的经费用来西天取经。通过观音的一些安排；终于招到了博士孙悟空；以及沙僧猪八戒2个硕士。其实唐僧本来是想把白骨精和蜘蛛精招来；但是听说如来已经内定了；唐僧咽了口水只好作罢。要说唐僧没有两下子也却是有点亏待与他，毕竟他到过西域，走过三山二水，见了一些世面，况且还混了个洋博士的头衔。但从出家人的本意以及其对发展佛学的推动，佛学界的头头们确实有点树典型的嫌疑，其实大家也都心照不宣而已。然则孙悟空虽超脱凡境，一再忍让，而且发誓对师父的内幕守口如瓶，毕竟在仙界有一定影响，遇到熟人或相知也要发上
一两句牢骚，特别在痛饮几杯之后，这我们能够理解。可怕的是八戒却不是善茬子，在受到折磨后哪能咽下这口气，于是到处说师傅的坏话
老唐感到了压力，特别上面风头也紧。他也明白自己不行，不靠徒弟如何混下去？况且开放政策之后象他这样的洋博士逐年增加，有形无形压力接踵而至，那么只有靠高压政策了，毕竟有一句古训可以支持他的做法“严师出高徒”嘛。其实他也知道徒弟都瞧不起他。
最使八戒受不了的是自己的身世和现状：老猪我是有元帅的军衔，而且是玉皇亲自颁发的证书，只是由于风流了一场，落得一落千丈，我出生入死换的官职还不如师傅的洋文凭，着实让人生气，要不是观音的劝导，让我在这里拿个文凭，她好在上面替他恢复名义和官
，我老猪才不受这个窝囊气呢！哎，人在屋檐下，不得不低头！想想看，唐僧手无缚鸡之力，讲起经来头头是道，可是除了会念紧箍咒折磨孙悟空以外，可怜了孙悟空整个取经课题几乎有孙悟空支撑着，累个半死，还给唐僧训的象孙子！可还有什么本领！而且还必须是观音先骗孙悟空戴上紧箍咒，要不是这样，唐僧有鸟用！
再说沙僧，离开流沙河跟着唐僧就一直勤勤恳恳的干活，什么脏，什么累干什么！其实沙僧也苦！三个人就沙僧没背景，大师兄有真本事，二师兄是天蓬元帅，就自己来自遥远落后的流沙河，又只有一把傻力气，其实沙僧是想跟定了唐僧就有了靠山，以后出去后可以吹是唐僧的徒弟，一惊一炸，怎么也混个好去处！或许就可以到天庭花花世界落脚了！
可是后来，以及后来的后来他们都很失望，整个取经课题中他们都受尽了折磨，只有唐僧悠哉悠哉，一路踏马而行，看遍了美景，还与白骨精和蜘蛛精风流快活。猪八戒 干流口水。据八戒说，其实这就是唐僧三番五次地阻挡孙悟空打白骨精的原因！最后唐僧居然为了白骨精把孙悟空赶走，最后取经的课题进行不下去了，就只得把孙悟空再请回来，这是后话！他们一路上受到非人待遇，下回接着表！
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