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he single diamond is in better taste。
The new winter hats at Markdale are very pretty。 It is so exciting to pick a hat。 Boys can't have that fun。 Their hats are so much alike。
CECILY KING。
FUNNY PARAGRAPHS
This is a true joke and really happened。
There was an old local preacher in New Brunswick one time whose name was Samuel Clask。 He used to preach and pray and visit the sick just like a regular minister。 One day he was visiting a neighbour who was dying and he prayed the Lord to have mercy on him because he was very poor and had worked so hard all his life that he hadn't much time to attend to religion。
〃And if you don't believe me； O Lord；〃 Mr。 Clask finished up with； 〃just take a look at his hands。〃
FELIX KING。
GENERAL INFORMATION BUREAU
DAN：Do porpoises grow on trees or vines？
Ans。 Neither。 They inhabit the deep sea。
FELIX KING。
（DAN； AGGRIEVED：〃Well； I'd never heard of porpoises and it sounded like something that grew。 But you needn't have gone and put it in the paper。〃
FELIX：〃It isn't any worse than the things you put in about me that I never asked at all。〃
CECILY； SOOTHINGLY：〃Oh； well； boys； it's all in fun； and I think Our Magazine is perfectly elegant。〃
FELICITY； FAILING TO SEE THE STORY GIRL AND BEVERLEY EXCHANGING WINKS BEHIND HER BACK：〃It certainly is； though SOME PEOPLE were so opposed to starting it。〃）
What harmless； happy fooling it all was！ How we laughed as we read and listened and devoured apples！ Blow high； blow low； no wind can ever quench the ruddy glow of that faraway winter night in our memories。 And though Our Magazine never made much of a stir in the world； or was the means of hatching any genius； it continued to be capital fun for us throughout the year。
CHAPTER VI
GREAT…AUNT ELIZA'S VISIT
It was a diamond winter day in Februaryclear； cold； hard； brilliant。 The sharp blue sky shone； the white fields and hills glittered； the fringe of icicles around the eaves of Uncle Alec's house sparkled。 Keen was the frost and crisp the snow over our world； and we young fry of the King households were all agog to enjoy lifefor was it not Saturday； and were we not left all alone to keep house？
Aunt Janet and Aunt Olivia had had their last big 〃kill〃 of market poultry the day before； and early in the morning all our grown…ups set forth to Charlottetown； to be gone the whole day。 They left us many charges as usual； some of which we remembered and some of which we forgot； but with Felicity in command none of us dared stray far out of line。 The Story Girl and Peter came over； of course； and we all agreed that we would haste and get the work done in the forenoon； that we might have an afternoon of uninterrupted enjoyment。 A taffy…pull after dinner and then a jolly hour of coasting on the hill field before supper were on our programme。 But disappointment was our portion。 We did manage to get the taffy made but before we could sample the result satisfactorily； and just as the girls were finishing with the washing of the dishes； Felicity glanced out of the window and exclaimed in tones of dismay；
〃Oh； dear me； here's Great…aunt Eliza coming up the lane！ Now； isn't that too mean？〃
We all looked out to see a tall； gray…haired lady approaching the house； looking about her with the slightly puzzled air of a stranger。 We had been expecting Great…aunt Eliza's advent for some weeks； for she was visiting relatives in Markdale。 We knew she was liable to pounce down on us any time； being one of those delightful folk who like to 〃surprise〃 people； but we had never thought of her coming that particular day。 It must be confessed that we did not look forward to her visit with any pleasure。 None of us had ever seen her； but we knew she was very deaf； and had very decided opinions as to the way in which children should behave。
〃Whew！〃 whistled Dan。 〃We're in for a jolly afternoon。 She's deaf as a post and we'll have to split our throats to make her hear at all。 I've a notion to skin out。〃
〃Oh； don't talk like that； Dan；〃 said Cecily reproachfully。 〃She's old and lonely and has had a great deal of trouble。 She has buried three husbands。 We must be kind to her and do the best we can to make her visit pleasant。〃
〃She's coming to the back door；〃 said Felicity； with an agitated glance around the kitchen。 〃I told you； Dan； that you should have shovelled the snow away from the front door this morning。 Cecily； set those pots in the pantry quickhide those boots； Felixshut the cupboard door； PeterSara； straighten up the lounge。 She's awfully particular and ma says her house is always as neat as wax。〃
To do Felicity justice； while she issued orders to the rest of us； she was flying busily about herself； and it was amazing how much was accomplished in the way of putting the kitchen in perfect order during the two minutes in which Great…aunt Eliza was crossing the yard。
〃Fortunately the sitting…room is tidy and there's plenty in the pantry；〃 said Felicity； who could face anything undauntedly with a well…stocked larder behind her。
Further conversation was cut short by a decided rap at the door。 Felicity opened it。
〃Why； how do you do； Aunt Eliza？〃 she said loudly。
A slightly bewildered look appeared on Aunt Eliza's face。 Felicity perceived she had not spoken loudly enough。
〃How do you do； Aunt Eliza；〃 she repeated at the top of her voice。 〃Come inwe are glad to see you。 We've been looking for you for ever so long。〃
〃Are your father and mother at home？〃 asked Aunt Eliza； slowly。
〃No； they went to town today。 But they'll be home this evening。〃
〃I'm sorry they're away；〃 said Aunt Eliza； coming in； 〃because I can stay only a few hours。〃
〃Oh； that's too bad；〃 shouted poor Felicity； darting an angry glance at the rest of us； as if to demand why we didn't help her out。 〃Why； we've been thinking you'd stay a week with us anyway。 You MUST stay over Sunday。〃
〃I really can't。 I have to go to Charlottetown tonight；〃 returned Aunt Eliza。
〃Well； you'll take off your things and stay to tea； at least；〃 urged Felicity； as hospitably as her strained vocal chords would admit。
〃Yes； I think I'll do that。 I want to get acquainted with mymy nephews and nieces；〃 said Aunt Eliza； with a rather pleasant glance around our group。 If I could have associated the thought of such a thing with my preconception of Great…aunt Eliza I could have sworn there was a twinkle in her eye。 But of course it was impossible。 〃Won't you introduce yourselves； please？〃
Felicity shouted our names and Great…aunt Eliza shook hands all round。 She performed the duty grimly and I concluded I must have been mistaken about the twinkle。 She was certainly very tall and dignified and imposingaltogether a great…aunt to be respected。
Felicity and Cecily took her to the spare room and then left her in the sitting…room while they returned to the kitchen； to discuss the matter in family conclave。
〃Well； and what do you think of dear Aunt Eliza？〃 asked Dan。
〃S…s…s…sh；〃 warned Cecily； with a glance at the half…open hall door。
〃Pshaw；〃 scoffed Dan； 〃she can't hear us。 There ought to be a law against anyone being as deaf as that。〃
〃She's not so old…looking as I expected；〃 said Felix。 〃If her hair wasn't so white she wouldn't look much older than your mother。〃
〃You don't have to be very old to be a great…aunt；〃 said Cecily。 〃Kitty Marr has a great…aunt who is just the same age as her mother。 I expect it was burying so many husbands turned her hair white。 But Aunt Eliza doesn't look just as I expected she would either。〃
〃She's dressed more stylishly than I expected；〃 said Felicity。 〃I thought she'd be real old…fashioned； but her clothes aren't too bad at all。〃
〃She wouldn't be bad…looking if 'tweren't for her nose；〃 said Peter。 〃It's too long； and crooked besides。〃
〃You needn't criticize our relations like that；〃 said Felicity tartly。
〃Well； aren't you doing it yourselves？〃 expostulated Peter。
〃That's different；〃 retorted Felicity。 〃Never you mind Great…aunt Eliza's nose。〃
〃Well； don't expect me to talk to her；〃 said Dan； 〃'cause I won't。〃
〃I'm going to be very polite to her；〃 said Felicity。 〃She's rich。 But how are we to entertain her； that's the question。〃
〃What does the Family Guide say about entertaining your rich； deaf old aunt？〃 queried Dan ironically。
〃The Family Guide says we should be polite to EVERYBODY；〃 said Cecily； with a reproachful look at Dan。
〃The worst of it is；〃 said Felicity； looking worried； 〃that there isn't a bit of old bread in the house and she can't eat new； I've heard father say。 It gives her indigestion。 What will we do？〃
〃Make a pan of rusks and apologize for having no old bread；〃 suggested the Story Girl； probably by way of teasing Felicity。 The latter； however； took it in all good faith。
〃The Family Guide says we should never apologize for things we can't help。 It says it's adding insult to injury to do it。 But you run over home for a loaf of stale bread； Sara； and it's a good idea about the rusks。 I'll make a panful。〃
〃Let me make them；〃 sa