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burlesques-第17章

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pretends he can only say wee and commong porty voo。  Shallow

humbug!I have marked him during our conversations。When we have

spoken of the glory of France among the nations; I have seen his

eye kindle; and his perfidious lip curl with rage。  When they have

discussed before him; the Imprudents! the affairs of Europe; and

Raggybritchovich has shown us the next Circassian Campaign; or

Sapousne has laid hare the plan of the Calabrian patriots for the

next insurrection; I have marked this strangerthis Lor Yardham。

He smokes; 'tis to conceal his countenance; he drinks gin; 'tis to

hide his face in the goblet。  And be sure; he carries every word of

our conversation to the perfidious Palmerston; his uncle。〃



〃I will beard him in his den;〃 thought Jools。  〃I will meet him

corps…a…corpsthe tyrant of Europe shall suffer through his

nephew; and I will shoot him as dead as Dujarrier。〃



When Lor Yardham came to the 〃Constantanople〃 that night; Jools i'd

him savidgely from edd to foot; while Lord Yardham replied the

same。  It wasn't much for either to doneyther being more than 4

foot ten hiJools was a grannydear in his company of the Nashnal

Gard; and was as brayv as a lion。



〃Ah; l'Angleterre; l'Angleterre; tu nous dois une revanche;〃 said

Jools; crossing his arms and grinding his teeth at Lord Yardham。



〃Wee;〃 said Lord Yardham; 〃wee。〃



〃Delenda est Carthago!〃 howled out Jools。



〃Oh; wee;〃 said the Erl of Yardham; and at the same moment his glas

of ginawater coming in; he took a drink; saying; 〃A voternsanty;

Munseer:〃 and then he offered it like a man of fashn to Jools。



A light broak on Jools's mind as he igsepted the refreshmint。

〃Sapoase;〃 he said; 〃instedd of slaughtering this nephew of the

infamous Palmerston; I extract his secrets from him; suppose I pump

himsuppose I unveil his schemes and send them to my paper?  La

France may hear the name of Jools de Chacabac; and the star of

honor may glitter on my bosom。〃



So axepting Lord Yardham's cortasy; he returned it by ordering

another glass of gin at his own expence; and they both drank it on

the counter; where Jools talked of the affaers of Europ all night。

To everything he said; the Earl of Yardham answered; 〃Wee; wee;〃

except at the end of the evening; when he squeeged his & and said;

〃Bong swore。〃



〃There's nothing like goin amongst 'em to equire the reel

pronounciation;〃 his lordship said; as he let himself into his

lodgings with his latch…key。  〃That was a very eloquent young gent

at the 'Constantinople;' and I'll patronize him。〃



〃Ah; perfide; je te demasquerai!〃 Jools remarked to himself as he

went to bed in his 〃Hotel de l'Ail。〃  And they met the next night;

and from that heavning the young men were continyually together。



Well; one day; as they were walking in the Quadrant; Jools talking;

and Lord Yardham saying; 〃Wee; wee;〃 they were struck all of a heap

by seeing



But my paper is igshosted; and I must dixcribe what they sor in the

nex number。





III。



THE CASTLE OF THE ISLAND OF FOGO。





The travler who pesews his dalitefle coarse through the fair rellum

of Franse (as a great romantic landskippist and neamsack of mind

would say) never chaumed his i's within a site more lovely; or vu'd

a pallis more magniffiznt than that which was the buthplace of the

Eroing of this Trew Tale。  Phansy a country through whose werdant

planes the selvery Garonne wines; likelike a benevvolent sarpent。

In its plasid busum antient cassles; picturask willidges; and

waving woods are reflected。  Purple hills; crownd with inteak

ruings; rivvilets babbling through gentle greenwoods; wight farm

ouses; hevvy with hoverhanging vines; and from which the appy and

peaseful okupier can cast his glans over goolden waving cornfealds;

and M。 Herald meddows in which the lazy cattle are graysinn; while

the sheppard; tending his snoughy flox; wiles away the leisure

mominx on his lootthese hoffer but a phaint pictur of the rurial

felissaty in the midst of widge Crinoline and Hesteria de Viddlers

were bawn。



Their Par; the Marcus de Viddlers; Shavilear of the Legend of Honor

and of the Lion of Bulgum; the Golden Flease; Grand Cross of the

Eflant and Castle; and of the Catinbagpipes of Hostria; Grand

Chamberleng of the Crownd; and Major…Genaril of Hoss…Mareens; &c。

&c。 &c。is the twenty…foth or fith Marquis that has bawn the

Tittle; is disended lenyally from King Pipping; and has almost as

antient a paddygree as any which the Ollywell Street frends of the

Member of Buckinumsheer can supply。



His Marchyniss; the lovely & ecomplisht Emily de St。 Cornichon;

quitted this mortial spear very soon after she had presented her

lord with the two little dawling Cherrybins above dixcribed; in

whomb; after the loss of that angle his wife; the disconslit

widderer found his only jy on huth。  In all his emusemints they

ecumpanied him; their edjacation was his sole bisniss; he atcheaved

it with the assistnce of the ugliest and most lernid masters; and

the most hidjus and egsimplary governices which money could

procure。  R; how must his peturnle art have bet; as these Budds;

which he had nurrisht; bust into buty; and twined in blooming

flagrance round his pirentle Busm!



The villidges all round his hancestral Alls blessed the Marcus and

his lovely hoffsprig。  Not one villidge in their naybrood but was

edawned by their elygint benifisns; and where the inhabitnts wern't

rendered appy。  It was a pattern pheasantry。  All the old men in

the districk were wertuous & tockative; ad red stockins and i…eeled

drab shoes; and beautiful snowy air。  All the old women had peaked

ats; and crooked cains; and chince gowns tucked into the pockits of

their quiltid petticoats; they sat in pictarask porches; pretendin

to spinn; while the lads and lassis of the villidges danst under

the hellums。  O; tis a noble sight to whitniss that of an appy

pheasantry!  Not one of those rustic wassals of the Ouse of

Widdlers; but ad his air curled and his shirt…sheaves tied up with

pink ribbing as he led to the macy dance some appy country gal;

with a black velvit boddice and a redd or yaller petticoat; a

hormylu cross on her neck; and a silver harrow in her air!



When the Marcus & ther young ladies came to the villidge it would

have done the i's of the flanthropist good to see how all reseaved

'em!  The little children scattered calico flowers on their path;

the snowy…aired old men with red faces and rinkles took off their

brown paper ats to slewt the noble Marcus。  Young and old led them

to a woodn bank painted to look like a bower of roses; and when

they were sett down danst ballys before them。  O 'twas a noble site

to see the Marcus too; smilin ellygint with fethers in his edd and

all his stars on; and the young Marchynisses with their ploomes;

and trains; and little coronicks!



They lived in tremenjus splendor at home in their pyturnle alls;

and had no end of pallises; willers; and town and country

resadences; but their fayvorit resadence was called the Castle of

the Island of Fogo。



Add I the penn of the hawther of a Codlingsby himself; I coodnt

dixcribe the gawjusness of their aboad。  They add twenty…four

footmen in livery; besides a boy in codroys for the knives & shoes。

They had nine meels adayShampayne and pineapples were served to

each of the young ladies in bed before they got up。  Was it Prawns;

Sherry…cobblers; lobster…salids; or maids of honor; they had but to

ring the bell and call for what they chose。  They had two new

dresses every dayone to ride out in the open carriage; and

another to appear in the gardens of the Castle of the Island of

Fogo; which were illuminated every night like Voxhall。  The young

noblemen of France were there ready to dance with them; and festif

suppers concludid the jawyus night。



Thus they lived in ellygant ratirement until Missfortune bust upon

this happy fammaly。  Etached to his Princes and abommanating the

ojus Lewyphlip; the Marcus was conspiring for the benefick of the

helder branch of the Borebonesand what was the consquince?One

night a fleat presented itself round the Castle of the Island of

Fogoand skewering only a couple of chests of jewils; the Marcus

and the two young ladies in disgyise; fled from that island of

bliss。  And whither fled they?To England!England the ome of the

brave; the refuge of the world; where the pore slave never setts

his foot but he is free!



Such was the ramantic tail which was told to 2 friends of ours by

the Marcus de Viddlers himself; whose daughters; walking with their

page from Ungerford Market (where they had been to purchis a paper

of srimps for the umble supper of their noble father); Yardham and

his equaintnce; Munseer Jools; had remarked and admired。



But how had those two young Erows become equainted with the noble

Marcus?That is a mistry we must elucydate in a futur vollam。







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