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burlesques-第70章

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would ye could rise from your grave at Templestowe; and that we

might break another spear for honor andand〃 。 。 。



〃And REBECCA;〃 he would have said; but the knight paused here in

rather a guilty panic: and her Royal Highness the Princess Rowena

(as she chose to style herself at home) looked so hard at him out

of her china…blue eyes; that Sir Wilfrid felt as if she was reading

his thoughts; and was fain to drop his own eyes into his flagon。



In a word; his life was intolerable。  The dinner hour of the

twelfth century; it is known; was very early; in fact; people dined

at ten o'clock in the morning: and after dinner Rowena sat mum

under her canopy; embroidered with the arms of Edward the

Confessor; working with her maidens at the most hideous pieces of

tapestry; representing the tortures and martyrdoms of her favorite

saints; and not allowing a soul to speak above his breath; except

when she chose to cry out in her own shrill voice when a handmaid

made a wrong stitch; or let fall a ball of worsted。  It was a

dreary life。  Wamba; we have said; never ventured to crack a joke;

save in a whisper; when he was ten miles from home; and then Sir

Wilfrid Ivanhoe was too weary and blue…devilled to laugh; but

hunted in silence; moodily bringing down deer and wild…boar with

shaft and quarrel。



Then he besought Robin of Huntingdon; the jolly outlaw; nathless;

to join him; and go to the help of their fair sire King Richard;

with a score or two of lances。  But the Earl of Huntingdon was a

very different character from Robin Hood the forester。  There was

no more conscientious magistrate in all the county than his

lordship: he was never known to miss church or quarter…sessions; he

was the strictest game…proprietor in all the Riding; and sent

scores of poachers to Botany Bay。  〃A man who has a stake in the

country; my good Sir Wilfrid;〃 Lord Huntingdon said; with rather a

patronizing air (his lordship had grown immensely fat since the

King had taken him into grace; and required a horse as strong as an

elephant to mount him)〃a man with a stake in the country ought to

stay IN the country。  Property has its duties as well as its

privileges; and a person of my rank is bound to live on the land

from which he gets his living。〃



〃'Amen!〃 sang out the Reverend  Tuck; his lordship's domestic

chaplain; who had also grown as sleek as the Abbot of Jorvaulx;

who was as prim as a lady in his dress; wore bergamot in his

handkerchief; and had his poll shaved and his beard curled every

day。  And so sanctified was his Reverence grown; that he thought it

was a shame to kill the pretty deer; (though he ate of them still

hugely; both in pasties and with French beans and currant…jelly;)

and being shown a quarter…staff upon a certain occasion; handled it

curiously; and asked 〃what that ugly great stick was?〃



Lady Huntingdon; late Maid Marian; had still some of her old fun

and spirits; and poor Ivanhoe begged and prayed that she would come

and stay at Rotherwood occasionally; and egayer the general dulness

of that castle。  But her ladyship said that Rowena gave herself

such airs; and bored her so intolerably with stories of King Edward

the Confessor; that she preferred any place rather than Rotherwood;

which was as dull as if it had been at the top of Mount Athos。



The only person who visited it was Athelstane。  〃His Royal Highness

the Prince〃 Rowena of course called him; whom the lady received

with royal honors。  She had the guns fired; and the footmen turned

out with presented arms when he arrived; helped him to all

Ivanhoe's favorite cuts of the mutton or the turkey; and forced her

poor husband to light him to the state bedroom; walking backwards;

holding a pair of wax…candles。  At this hour of bedtime the Thane

used to be in such a condition; that he saw two pair of candles and

two Ivanhoes reeling before him。  Let us hope it was not Ivanhoe

that was reeling; but only his kinsman's brains muddled with the

quantities of drink which it was his daily custom to consume。

Rowena said it was the crack which the wicked Bois Guilbert; 〃the

Jewess's OTHER lover; Wilfrid my dear;〃 gave him on his royal

skull; which caused the Prince to be disturbed so easily; but

added; that drinking became a person of royal blood; and was but

one of the duties of his station。



Sir Wilfrid of Ivanhoe saw it would be of no avail to ask this man

to bear him company on his projected tour abroad; but still he

himself was every day more and more bent upon going; and he long

cast about for some means of breaking to his Rowena his firm

resolution to join the King。  He thought she would certainty fall

ill if he communicated the news too abruptly to her: he would

pretend a journey to York to attend a grand jury; then a call to

London on law business or to buy stock; then he would slip over to

Calais by the packet; by degrees as it were; and so be with the

King before his wife knew that he was out of sight of Westminster

Hall。



〃Suppose your honor says you are going as your honor would say Bo!

to a goose; plump; short; and to the point;〃 said Wamba the Jester

who was Sir Wilfrid's chief counsellor and attendant〃depend on't

her Highness would bear the news like a Christian woman。〃



〃Tush; malapert! I will give thee the strap;〃 said Sir Wilfrid; in

a fine tone of high…tragedy indignation。  〃Thou knowest not the

delicacy of the nerves of high…born ladies。  An she faint not;

write me down Hollander。〃



〃I will wager my bauble against an Irish billet of exchange that

she will let your honor go off readily: that is; if you press not

the matter too strongly;〃 Wamba answered; knowingly。  And this

Ivanhoe found to his discomfiture: for one morning at breakfast;

adopting a degage air; as he sipped his tea; he said; 〃My love; I

was thinking of going over to pay his Majesty a visit in Normandy。〃

Upon which; laying down her muffin; (which; since the royal Alfred

baked those cakes; had been the chosen breakfast cate of noble

Anglo…Saxons; and which a kneeling page tendered to her on a

salver; chased by the Florentine; Benvenuto Cellini;)〃When do you

think of going; Wilfrid my dear?〃 the lady said; and the moment the

tea…things were removed; and the tables and their trestles put

away; she set about mending his linen; and getting ready his

carpet…bag。



So Sir Wilfrid was as disgusted at her readiness to part with him

as he had been weary of staying at home; which caused Wamba the

Fool to say; 〃Marry; gossip; thou art like the man on ship…board;

who; when the boatswain flogged him; did cry out 'Oh!' wherever the

rope's…end fell on him: which caused Master Boatswain to say;

'Plague on thee; fellow; and a pize on thee; knave; wherever I hit

thee there is no pleasing thee。'〃



〃And truly there are some backs which Fortune is always belaboring;〃

thought Sir Wilfrid with a groan; 〃and mine is one that is ever

sore。〃



So; with a moderate retinue; whereof the knave Wamba made one; and

a large woollen comforter round his neck; which his wife's own

white fingers had woven; Sir Wilfrid of Ivanhoe left home to join

the King his master。  Rowena; standing on the steps; poured out a

series of prayers and blessings; most edifying to hear; as her lord

mounted his charger; which his squires led to the door。  〃It was

the duty of the British female of rank;〃 she said; 〃to suffer all

ALL in the cause of her sovereign。  SHE would not fear loneliness

during the campaign: she would bear up against widowhood;

desertion; and an unprotected situation。〃



〃My cousin Athelstane will protect thee;〃 said Ivanhoe; with

profound emotion; as the tears trickled down his basenet; and

bestowing a chaste salute upon the steel…clad warrior; Rowena

modestly said 〃she hoped his Highness would be so kind。〃



Then Ivanhoe's trumpet blew: then Rowena waved her pocket…

handkerchief: then the household gave a shout: then the pursuivant

of the good Knight; Sir Wilfrid the Crusader; flung out his banner

(which was argent; a gules cramoisy with three Moors impaled

sable): then Wamba gave a lash on his mule's haunch; and Ivanhoe;

heaving a great sigh; turned the tail of his war…horse upon the

castle of his fathers。



As they rode along the forest; they met Athelstane the Thane

powdering along the road in the direction of Rotherwood on his

great dray…horse of a charger。  〃Good…by; good luck to you; old

brick;〃 cried the Prince; using the vernacular Saxon。  〃Pitch into

those Frenchmen; give it 'em over the face and eyes; and I'll stop

at home and take care of Mrs。 I。〃



〃Thank you; kinsman;〃 said Ivanhoelooking; however; not

particularly well pleased; and the chiefs shaking hands; the train

of each took its different wayAthelstane's to Rotherwood;

Ivanhoe's towards his place of embarkation。



The poor knight had his wish; and yet his face was a yard long and

as yellow as a lawyer's parchment; and having longed 
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