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Clermont was easily persuaded that this would be for him a royal road to
fortune； and he accordingly entered willingly into the scheme； which had
just begun to move； when the campaign commenced； and everybody went away
to join the armies。
The King； who partly saw this intrigue； soon made himself entirely master
of it； by intercepting the letters which passed between the various
parties。 He read there the project of Clermont and La Choin to marry；
and thus govern Monseigneur； he saw how M。 de Luxembourg was the soul of
this scheme； and the marvels to himself he expected from it。 The letters
Clermont had received from the Princesse de Conti he now sent to
Mademoiselle la Choin； and always spoke to her of Monseigneur as their
〃fat friend。〃 With this correspondence in his hands； the King one day
sent for the Princesse de Conti； said in a severe tone that he knew of
her weakness for Clermont； and； to prove to her how badly she had placed
her affection； showed her her own letters to Clermont； and letters in
which he had spoken most contemptuously of her to La Choin。 Then； as a
cruel punishment； he made her read aloud to him the whole of those
letters。 At this she almost died； and threw herself； bathed in tears； at
the feet of the King； scarcely able to articulate。 Then came sobs；
entreaty； despair； and rage； and cries for justice and revenge。 This was
soon obtained。 Mademoiselle la Choin was driven away the next day； and
M。 de Luxembourg had orders to strip Clermont of his office； and send him
to the most distant part of the kingdom。 The terror of M。 de Luxembourg
and the Prince de Conti at this discovery may be imagined。 Songs
increased the notoriety of this strange adventure between the Princess
and her confidant。
M。 de Noyon had furnished on my return another subject for the song…
writers； and felt it the more sensibly because everybody was diverted at
his expense； M。 de Noyon was extremely vain； and afforded thereby much
amusement to the King。 A Chair was vacant at the Academic Francaise。
The King wished it to be given to M。 de Noyon； and expressed himself to
that effect to Dangeau； who was a member。 As may be believed； the
prelate was elected without difficulty。 His Majesty testified to the
Prince de Conde； and to the most distinguished persons of the Court； that
he should be glad to see them at the reception。 Thus M。 de Noyon was the
first member of the Academia chosen by the King； and the first at whose
reception he had taken the trouble to invite his courtiers to attend。
The Abbe de Caumartin was at that time Director of the Academie。 He knew
the vanity of M。 de Noyon； and determined to divert the public at his
expense。 He had many friends in power； and judged that his pleasantry
would be overlooked； and even approved。 He composed； therefore； a
confused and bombastic discourse in the style of M。 de Noyon； full of
pompous phrases； turning the prelate into ridicule； while they seemed to
praise him。 After finishing this work； he was afraid lest it should be
thought out of all measure； and； to reassure himself； carried it to M。 de
Noyon himself； as a scholar might to his master； in order to see whether
it fully met with his approval。 M。 de Noyon； so far from suspecting
anything； was charmed by the discourse； and simply made a few corrections
in the style。 The Abbe de Caumartin rejoiced at the success of the snare
he had laid； and felt quite bold enough to deliver his harangue。
The day came。 The Academie was crowded。 The King and the Court were
there； all expecting to be diverted。 M。 de Noyon； saluting everybody
with a satisfaction he did riot dissimulate； made his speech with his
usual confidence； and in his usual style。 The Abbe replied with a modest
air； and with a gravity and slowness that gave great effect to his
ridiculous discourse。 The surprise and pleasure were general； and each
person strove to intoxicate M。 de Noyon more and more； making him believe
that the speech of the Abbe was relished solely because it had so
worthily praised him。 The prelate was delighted with the Abbe and the
public； and conceived not the slightest mistrust。
The noise which this occurrence made may be imagined； and the praises M。
de Noyon gave himself in relating everywhere what he had said； and what
had been replied to him。 M。 de Paris； to whose house he went； thus
triumphing； did not like him； and endeavoured to open his eyes to the
humiliation he had received。 For some time M。 de Noyon would not be
convinced of the truth； it was not until he had consulted with Pere la
Chaise that he believed it。 The excess of rage and vexation succeeded
then to the excess of rapture he had felt。 In this state he returned to
his house； and went the next day to Versailles。 There he made the most
bitter complaints to the King； of the Abbe de Caumartin； by whose means
he had become the sport and laughing…stock of all the world。
The King； who had learned what had passed； was himself displeased。 He
ordered Pontchartrain （who was related to Caumartin） to rebuke the Abbe；
and to send him a lettre de cachet； in order that he might go and ripen
his brain in his Abbey of Busay； in Brittany； and better learn there how
to speak and write。 Pontchartrain executed the first part of his
commission； but not the second。 He pointed out to the King that the
speech of the Abbe de Caumartin had been revised and corrected by M。 de
Noyon； and that； therefore； this latter had only himself to blame in the
matter。 He declared； too； that the Abbe was very sorry for what he had
done； and was most willing to beg pardon of M。 de Noyon。 The lettre de
cachet thus fell to the ground； but not the anger of the prelate。 He was
so outraged that he would not see the Abbe； retired into his diocese to
hide his shame； and remained there a long time。
Upon his return to Paris； however； being taken ill； before consenting to
receive the sacraments； he sent for the Abbe； embraced him； pardoned him；
and gave him a diamond ring； that he drew from his finger； and that he
begged him to keep in memory of him。 Nay； more； when he was cured； he
used all his influence to reinstate the Abbe in the esteem of the King。
But the King could never forgive what had taken place； and M。 de Noyon；
by this grand action； gained only the favour of God and the honour of the
world。
I must finish the account of the war of this year with a strange
incident。 M。 de Noailles； who had been so successful in Catalonia； was
on very bad terms with Barbezieux； secretary of state for the war
department。 Both were in good favour with the King； both high in power；
both spoiled。 The successes in Catalonia had annoyed Barbezieux。 They
smoothed the way for the siege of Barcelona； and that place once taken；
the very heart of Spain would have been exposed； and M。 de Noailles would
have gained fresh honours and glory。 M。 de Noailles felt this so
completely that he had pressed upon the King the siege of Barcelona； and
when the fitting time came for undertaking it； sent a messenger to him
with full information of the forces and supplies he required。 Fearing
that if he wrote out this information it might fall into the hands of
Barbezieux； and never reach the King； he simply gave his messenger
instructions by word of mouth； and charged him to deliver them so。 But
the very means he had taken to ensure success brought about failure。
Barbezieux； informed by his spies of the departure of the messenger；
waylaid him； bribed him； and induced him to act with the blackest
perfidy； by telling the King quite a different story to that he was
charged with。 In this way； the project for the siege of Barcelona was
entirely broken； at the moment for its execution； and with the most
reasonable hopes of success； and upon M。 de Noailles rested all the
blame。 What a thunderbolt this was for him may easily be imagined。 But
the trick had been so well played； that he could not clear himself with
the King； and all through this winter he remained out of favour。
At last he thought of a means by which he might regain his position。 He
saw the inclination of the King for his illegitimate children； and
determined to make a sacrifice in favour of one of them； rightly judging
that this would be a sure means to step back into the confidence he had
been so craftily driven from。 His scheme； which he caused to be placed
before the King； was to go into Catalonia at the commencement of the next
campaign； to make a semblance of falling ill immediately upon arriving；
to send to Versailles a request that he might be recalled； and at the
same time a suggestion that M。 de Vendome （who would then be near Nice；
under Marechal Catinat） should succeed him。 In order that no time might
be lost； nor the army left without a general； he proposed to carry with
him the letters patent； appointing M。 de Vendome； and to send them to him
at the same time that he sent to be recalled。
It is impossible to express the relief and satisfaction with which this
proposition was received。 The King was delighted with it； as with
everything tending to advance his illegitimate children and to put a
slight upon the Princes of the blood。