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the money。 It'll be a nine days' wonder and then we'll hear no more of it。'
As the Chief ceased speaking； the other brigands also remained silent； speechless with admiration of his cleverness。
‘Well； what do you think of it？' he asked。
‘Think of it！' cried Grinder； enthusiastically。 ‘I think it's splendid！ Nothing could be better。 If we can honly git away with it； I reckon it'll be one of the smartest thing we've ever done。'
‘Smart ain't the word for it；' observed Rushton。
‘There's no doubt it's a grand idear！' exclaimed Didlum； ‘and I've just thought of something else that might be done to help it along。 We could arrange to 'ave a lot of letters sent 〃To the Editor of the Obscurer〃 and 〃To the Editor of the Ananias；〃 and 〃To the Editor of the Weekly Chloroform〃 in favour of the scheme。'
‘Yes； that's a very good idea；' said Grinder。 ‘For that matter the editors could write them to themselves and sign them 〃Progress〃； 〃Ratepayer〃； 〃Advance Mugsborough〃； and sich…like。'
‘Yes； that's all right；' said the Chief； thoughtfully； ‘but we must be careful not to overdo it； of course there will have to be a certain amount of publicity； but we don't want to create too much interest in it。' ‘Come to think of it；' observed Rushton arrogantly； ‘why should we trouble ourselves about the opinion of the ratepayers at all？ Why should we trouble to fake the books； or declare a dividend or 'ave the harticles in the papers or anything else？ We've got the game in our own 'ands； we've got a majority in the Council； and； as Mr Sweater ses； very few people even take the trouble to read the reports of the meetings。'
‘Yes； that's right enough；' said Grinder。 ‘But it's just them few wot would make a lot of trouble and talk； THEY'RE the very people we 'as to think about。 If we can only manage to put THEM in a fog we'll be all right； and the way to do it is as Mr Sweater proposes。'
‘Yes； I think so；' said the Chief。 ‘We must be very careful。 I can work it all right in the Ananias and the Chloroform； and of course you'll see that the Obscurer backs us up。'
‘I'll take care of that；' said Grinder； grimly。
The three local papers were run by limited companies。 Sweater held nearly all the shares of the Ananias and of the Weekly Chloroform； and controlled their policy and contents。 Grinder occupied the same position with regard to the Obscurer。 The editors were a sort of marionettes who danced as Sweater and Grinder pulled the strings。
‘I wonder how Dr Weakling will take it？' remarked Rushton。
‘That's the very thing I was just thinkin' about；' cried Didlum。 ‘Don't you think it would be a good plan if we could arrange to 'ave somebody took bad … you know； fall down in a fit or something in the street just outside the Town 'All just before the matter is brought forward in the Council； and then 'ave someone to come and call 'im out to attend to the party wot's ill； and keep 'im out till the business is done。'
‘Yes； that's a capital idear；' said Grinder thoughtfully。 ‘But who could we get to 'ave the fit？ It would 'ave to be someone we could trust； you know。'
‘'Ow about Rushton？ You wouldn't mind doin' it； would yer？' inquired Didlum。
‘I should strongly object；' said Rushton haughtily。 He regarded the suggestion that he should act such an undignified part； as a kind of sacrilege。
‘Then I'll do it meself if necessary；' said Didlum。 ‘I'm not proud when there's money to be made； anything for an honest living。'
‘Well； I think we're all agreed； so far；' remarked Sweater。 The others signified assent。
‘And I think we all deserve a drink；' the Chief continued； producing a decanter and a box of cigars from a cupboard by the side of his desk。 ‘Pass that water bottle from behind you； Didlum。'
‘I suppose nobody won't be comin' in？' said the latter； anxiously。 ‘I'm a teetotaler； you know。'
‘Oh； it's all right；' said Sweater； taking four glasses out of the cupboard and pouring out the whisky。 ‘I've given orders that we're not to be disturbed for anyone。 Say when。'
‘Well； 'ere's success to Socialism；' cried Grinder； raising his glass； and taking a big drink。
‘Amen … 'ear； 'ear； I mean；' said Didlum； hastily correcting himself。
‘Wot I likes about this 'ere business is that we're not only doin' ourselves a bit of good；' continued Grinder with a laugh； ‘we're not only doin' ourselves a bit of good； but we're likewise doin' the Socialists a lot of 'arm。 When the ratepayers 'ave bought the Works； and they begins to kick up a row because they're losin' money over it … we can tell 'em that it's Socialism！ And then they'll say that if that's Socialism they don't want no more of it。'
The other brigands laughed gleefully； and some of Didlum's whisky went down the wrong way and nearly sent him into a fit。
‘You might as well kill a man at once；' he protested as he wiped the tears from his eyes； ‘you might as well kill a man at once as choke 'im to death。'
‘And now I've got a bit of good news for you；' said the Chief as he put his empty glass down。
The others became serious at once。
‘Although we've had a very rough time of it in our contest with the Gasworks Company； and although we've got the worst of it； it hasn't been all lavender for them； you know。 They've not enjoyed themselves either： we hit them pretty hard when we put up the coal dues。'
‘A damn good job too；' said Grinder malignantly。
‘Well；' continued Sweater； ‘they're just as sick of the fight as they want to be； because of course they don't know exactly how badly we've been hit。 For all they know； we could have continued the struggle indefinitely： and … well； to make a long story short； I've had a talk with the managing director and one or two others； and they're willing to let us in with them。 So that we can put the money we get for the Electric Light Works into gas shares！'
This was such splendid news that they had another drink on the strength of it； and Didlum said that one of the first things they would have to do would be to totally abolish the Coal Dues； because they pressed so hard on the poor。
Chapter 31
The Deserter
About the end of January； Slyme left Easton's。 The latter had not succeeded in getting anything to do since the work at ‘The Cave' was finished； and latterly the quality of the food had been falling off。 The twelve shillings Slyme paid for his board and lodging was all that Ruth had to keep house with。 She had tried to get some work to do herself； but generally without success； there were one or two jobs that she might have had if she had been able to give her whole time to them； but of course that was not possible； the child and the housework had to be attended to； and Slyme's meals had to be prepared。 Nevertheless； she contrived to get away several times when she had a chance of earning a few shillings by doing a day's charing for some lady or other； and then she left everything in such order at home that Easton was able to manage all right while she was away。 On these occasions； she usually left the baby with Owen's wife； who was an old schoolmate of hers。 Nora was the more willing to render her this service because Frankie used to be so highly delighted whenever it happened。 He never tired of playing with the child； and for several days afterwards he used to worry his mother with entreaties to buy a baby of their own。
Easton earned a few shillings occasionally； now and then he got a job to clean windows； and once or twice he did a few days' or hours' work with some other painter who had been fortunate enough to get a little job ‘on his own' … such as a ceiling to wash and whiten； or a room or two to paint； but such jobs were few。
Sometimes； when they were very hard up； they sold something； the Bible that used to lie on the little table in the bay window was one of the first things to be parted with。 Ruth erased the inscription from the fly…leaf and then they sold the book at a second…hand shop for two shillings。 As time went on； they sold nearly everything that was saleable； except of course； the things that were obtained on the hire system。
Slyme could see that they were getting very much into debt and behind with the rent； and on two occasions already Easton had borrowed five shillings from him； which he might never be able to pay back。 Another thing was that Slyme was always in fear that Ruth … who had never wholly abandoned herself to wrongdoing … might tell Easton what had happened； more than once she had talked of doing so； and the principal reason why she refrained was that she knew that even if he forgave her； he could never think the same of her as before。 Slyme repeatedly urged this view upon her； pointing out that no good could result from such a confession。
Latterly the house had become very uncomfortable。 It was not only that the food was bad and that sometimes there was no fire； but Ruth and Easton were nearly always quarrelling about something or other。 She scarcely spoke to Slyme at all； and avoided sitting at the table with him whenever possible。 He was in constant dread that Easton might notice her manner towards him； and seek for some explanation。 Altogether the situation was so unpleasant that Slyme determined to clear out。 He made the excuse