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far as name goes; he may compare with the famous Rocinante。〃
〃I have nothing to say against his name;〃 said Sancho; 〃but with
what sort of bridle or halter is he managed?〃
〃I have said already;〃 said the Trifaldi; 〃that it is with a peg; by
turning which to one side or the other the knight who rides him
makes him go as he pleases; either through the upper air; or
skimming and almost sweeping the earth; or else in that middle
course that is sought and followed in all well…regulated proceedings。〃
〃I'd like to see him;〃 said Sancho; 〃but to fancy I'm going to mount
him; either in the saddle or on the croup; is to ask pears of the
elm tree。 A good joke indeed! I can hardly keep my seat upon Dapple;
and on a pack…saddle softer than silk itself; and here they'd have
me hold on upon haunches of plank without pad or cushion of any
sort! Gad; I have no notion of bruising myself to get rid of
anyone's beard; let each one shave himself as best he can; I'm not
going to accompany my master on any such long journey; besides; I
can't give any help to the shaving of these beards as I can to the
disenchantment of my lady Dulcinea。〃
〃Yes; you can; my friend;〃 replied the Trifaldi; 〃and so much;
that without you; so I understand; we shall be able to do nothing。〃
〃In the king's name!〃 exclaimed Sancho; 〃what have squires got to do
with the adventures of their masters? Are they to have the fame of
such as they go through; and we the labour? Body o' me! if the
historians would only say; 'Such and such a knight finished such and
such an adventure; but with the help of so and so; his squire; without
which it would have been impossible for him to accomplish it;' but
they write curtly; 〃Don Paralipomenon of the Three Stars
accomplished the adventure of the six monsters;' without mentioning
such a person as his squire; who was there all the time; just as if
there was no such being。 Once more; sirs; I say my master may go
alone; and much good may it do him; and I'll stay here in the
company of my lady the duchess; and maybe when he comes back; he
will find the lady Dulcinea's affair ever so much advanced; for I mean
in leisure hours; and at idle moments; to give myself a spell of
whipping without so much as a hair to cover me。〃
〃For all that you must go if it be necessary; my good Sancho;〃
said the duchess; 〃for they are worthy folk who ask you; and the faces
of these ladies must not remain overgrown in this way because of
your idle fears; that would be a hard case indeed。〃
〃In the king's name; once more!〃 said Sancho; 〃If this charitable
work were to be done for the sake of damsels in confinement or
charity…girls; a man might expose himself to some hardships; but to
bear it for the sake of stripping beards off duennas! Devil take it!
I'd sooner see them all bearded; from the highest to the lowest; and
from the most prudish to the most affected。〃
〃You are very hard on duennas; Sancho my friend;〃 said the
duchess; 〃you incline very much to the opinion of the Toledo
apothecary。 But indeed you are wrong; there are duennas in my house
that may serve as patterns of duennas; and here is my Dona
Rodriguez; who will not allow me to say otherwise。〃
〃Your excellence may say it if you like;〃 said the Rodriguez; 〃for
God knows the truth of everything; and whether we duennas are good
or bad; bearded or smooth; we are our mothers' daughters like other
women; and as God sent us into the world; he knows why he did; and
on his mercy I rely; and not on anybody's beard。〃
〃Well; Senora Rodriguez; Senora Trifaldi; and present company;〃 said
Don Quixote; 〃I trust in Heaven that it will look with kindly eyes
upon your troubles; for Sancho will do as I bid him。 Only let
Clavileno come and let me find myself face to face with Malambruno;
and I am certain no razor will shave you more easily than my sword
shall shave Malambruno's head off his shoulders; for 'God bears with
the wicked; but not for ever。〃
〃Ah!〃 exclaimed the Distressed One at this; 〃may all the stars of
the celestial regions look down upon your greatness with benign
eyes; valiant knight; and shed every prosperity and valour upon your
heart; that it may be the shield and safeguard of the abused and
downtrodden race of duennas; detested by apothecaries; sneered at by
squires; and made game of by pages。 Ill betide the jade that in the
flower of her youth would not sooner become a nun than a duenna!
Unfortunate beings that we are; we duennas! Though we may be descended
in the direct male line from Hector of Troy himself; our mistresses
never fail to address us as 'you' if they think it makes queens of
them。 O giant Malambruno; though thou art an enchanter; thou art
true to thy promises。 Send us now the peerless Clavileno; that our
misfortune may be brought to an end; for if the hot weather sets in
and these beards of ours are still there; alas for our lot!〃
The Trifaldi said this in such a pathetic way that she drew tears
from the eyes of all and even Sancho's filled up; and he resolved in
his heart to accompany his master to the uttermost ends of the
earth; if so be the removal of the wool from those venerable
countenances depended upon it。
CHAPTER XLI
OF THE ARRIVAL OF CLAVILENO AND THE END OF THIS PROTRACTED ADVENTURE
AND now night came; and with it the appointed time for the arrival
of the famous horse Clavileno; the non…appearance of which was already
beginning to make Don Quixote uneasy; for it struck him that; as
Malambruno was so long about sending it; either he himself was not the
knight for whom the adventure was reserved; or else Malambruno did not
dare to meet him in single combat。 But lo! suddenly there came into
the garden four wild…men all clad in green ivy bearing on their
shoulders a great wooden horse。 They placed it on its feet on the
ground; and one of the wild…men said; 〃Let the knight who has heart
for it mount this machine。〃
Here Sancho exclaimed; 〃I don't mount; for neither have I the
heart nor am I a knight。〃
〃And let the squire; if he has one;〃 continued the wild…man; 〃take
his seat on the croup; and let him trust the valiant Malambruno; for
by no sword save his; nor by the malice of any other; shall he be
assailed。 It is but to turn this peg the horse has in his neck; and he
will bear them through the air to where Malambruno awaits them; but
lest the vast elevation of their course should make them giddy;
their eyes must be covered until the horse neighs; which will be the
sign of their having completed their journey。〃
With these words; leaving Clavileno behind them; they retired with
easy dignity the way they came。 As soon as the Distressed One saw
the horse; almost in tears she exclaimed to Don Quixote; 〃Valiant
knight; the promise of Malambruno has proved trustworthy; the horse
has come; our beards are growing; and by every hair in them all of
us implore thee to shave and shear us; as it is only mounting him with
thy squire and making a happy beginning with your new journey。〃
〃That I will; Senora Countess Trifaldi;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃most
gladly and with right goodwill; without stopping to take a cushion
or put on my spurs; so as not to lose time; such is my desire to see
you and all these duennas shaved clean。〃
〃That I won't;〃 said Sancho; 〃with good…will or bad…will; or any way
at all; and if this shaving can't be done without my mounting on the
croup; my master had better look out for another squire to go with
him; and these ladies for some other way of making their faces smooth;
I'm no witch to have a taste for travelling through the air。 What
would my islanders say when they heard their governor was going;
strolling about on the winds? And another thing; as it is three
thousand and odd leagues from this to Kandy; if the horse tires; or
the giant takes huff; we'll he half a dozen years getting back; and
there won't be isle or island in the world that will know me: and
so; as it is a common saying 'in delay there's danger;' and 'when they
offer thee a heifer run with a halter;' these ladies' beards must
excuse me; 'Saint Peter is very well in Rome;' I mean I am very well
in this house where so much is made of me; and I hope for such a
good thing from the master as to see myself a governor。〃
〃Friend Sancho;〃 said the duke at this; 〃the island that I have
promised you is not a moving one; or one that will run away; it has
roots so deeply buried in the bowels of the earth that it will be no
easy matter to pluck it up or shift it from where it is; you know as
well as I do that there is no sort of office of any importance that is
not obtained by a bribe of some kind; great or small; well then;
that which I look to receive for this government is that you go with
your master Don Quixote; and bring this memorable adventure to a
conclusion; and whether you return on Clavileno as quickly as his
speed seems to promise; or adverse fortune brings you back on foot
travelling as a pilgrim from hostel to hostel and from inn to inn; you
will always find your island on your return where you left it; and
your islanders with the same eagerness they have always had to receive
you as their governor; and my good…will will remain the sa