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the unbearable bassington-第3章

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Comus was not a favourite with his uncle。



Francesca had turned to her writing cabinet and was hastily 

scribbling a letter to her son in which the delicate health; timid 

disposition and other inevitable attributes of the new boy were 

brought to his notice; and commanded to his care。  When she had 

sealed and stamped the envelope Henry uttered a belated caution。



〃Perhaps on the whole it would be wiser to say nothing about the 

boy to Comus。  He doesn't always respond to directions you know。〃



Francesca did know; and already was more than half of her brother's 

opinion; but the woman who can sacrifice a clean unspoiled penny 

stamp is probably yet unborn。







CHAPTER II







LANCELOT CHETROF stood at the end of a long bare passage; 

restlessly consulting his watch and fervently wishing himself half 

an hour older with a certain painful experience already registered 

in the past; unfortunately it still belonged to the future; and 

what was still more horrible; to the immediate future。  Like many 

boys new to a school he had cultivated an unhealthy passion for 

obeying rules and requirements; and his zeal in this direction had 

proved his undoing。  In his hurry to be doing two or three 

estimable things at once he had omitted to study the notice…board 

in more than a perfunctory fashion and had thereby missed a 

football practice specially ordained for newly…joined boys。  His 

fellow juniors of a term's longer standing had graphically 

enlightened him as to the inevitable consequences of his lapse; the 

dread which attaches to the unknown was; at any rate; deleted from 

his approaching doom; though at the moment he felt scarcely 

grateful for the knowledge placed at his disposal with such lavish 

solicitude。



〃You'll get six of the very best; over the back of a chair;〃 said 

one。



〃They'll draw a chalk line across you; of course you know;〃 said 

another。



〃A chalk line?〃



〃Rather。  So that every cut can be aimed exactly at the same spot。  

It hurts much more that way。〃



Lancelot tried to nourish a wan hope that there might be an element 

of exaggeration in this uncomfortably realistic description。



Meanwhile in the prefects' room at the other end of the passage; 

Comus Bassington and a fellow prefect sat also waiting on time; but 

in a mood of far more pleasurable expectancy。  Comus was one of the 

most junior of the prefect caste; but by no means the least well…

known; and outside the masters' common…room he enjoyed a certain 

fitful popularity; or at any rate admiration。  At football he was 

too erratic to be a really brilliant player; but he tackled as if 

the act of bringing his man headlong to the ground was in itself a 

sensuous pleasure; and his weird swear…words whenever he got hurt 

were eagerly treasured by those who were fortunate enough to hear 

them。  At athletics in general he was a showy performer; and 

although new to the functions of a prefect he had already 

established a reputation as an effective and artistic caner。  In 

appearance he exactly fitted his fanciful Pagan name。  His large 

green…grey eyes seemed for ever asparkle with goblin mischief and 

the joy of revelry; and the curved lips might have been those of 

some wickedly…laughing faun; one almost expected to see embryo 

horns fretting the smoothness of his sleek dark hair。  The chin was 

firm; but one looked in vain for a redeeming touch of ill…temper in 

the handsome; half…mocking; half…petulant face。  With a strain of 

sourness in him Comus might have been leavened into something 

creative and masterful; fate had fashioned him with a certain 

whimsical charm; and left him all unequipped for the greater 

purposes of life。  Perhaps no one would have called him a lovable 

character; but in many respects he was adorable; in all respects he 

was certainly damned。



Rutley; his companion of the moment; sat watching him and 

wondering; from the depths of a very ordinary brain; whether he 

liked or hated him; it was easy to do either。



〃It's not really your turn to cane;〃 he said。



〃I know it's not;〃 said Comus; fingering a very serviceable…looking 

cane as lovingly as a pious violinist might handle his Strad。  〃I 

gave Greyson some mint…chocolate to let me toss whether I caned or 

him; and I won。  He was rather decent over it and let me have half 

the chocolate back。〃



The droll lightheartedness which won Comus Bassington such measure 

of popularity as he enjoyed among his fellows did not materially 

help to endear him to the succession of masters with whom he came 

in contact during the course of his schooldays。  He amused and 

interested such of them as had the saving grace of humour at their 

disposal; but if they sighed when he passed from their immediate 

responsibility it was a sigh of relief rather than of regret。  The 

more enlightened and experienced of them realised that he was 

something outside the scope of the things that they were called 

upon to deal with。  A man who has been trained to cope with storms; 

to foresee their coming; and to minimise their consequences; may be 

pardoned if he feels a certain reluctance to measure himself 

against a tornado。



Men of more limited outlook and with a correspondingly larger 

belief in their own powers were ready to tackle the tornado had 

time permitted。



〃I think I could tame young Bassington if I had your 

opportunities;〃 a form…master once remarked to a colleague whose 

House had the embarrassing distinction of numbering Comus among its 

inmates。



〃Heaven forbid that I should try;〃 replied the housemaster。



〃But why?〃 asked the reformer。



〃Because Nature hates any interference with her own arrangements; 

and if you start in to tame the obviously untameable you are taking 

a fearful responsibility on yourself。〃



〃Nonsense; boys are Nature's raw material。〃



〃Millions of boys are。  There are just a few; and Bassington is one 

of them; who are Nature's highly finished product when they are in 

the schoolboy stage; and we; who are supposed to be moulding raw 

material; are quite helpless when we come in contact with them。〃



〃But what happens to them when they grow up?〃



〃They never do grow up;〃 said the housemaster; 〃that is their 

tragedy。  Bassington will certainly never grow out of his present 

stage。〃



〃Now you are talking in the language of Peter Pan;〃 said the form…

master。



〃I am not thinking in the manner of Peter Pan;〃 said the other。  

〃With all reverence for the author of that masterpiece I should say 

he had a wonderful and tender insight into the child mind and knew 

nothing whatever about boys。  To make only one criticism on that 

particular work; can you imagine a lot of British boys; or boys of 

any country that one knows of; who would stay contentedly playing 

children's games in an underground cave when there were wolves and 

pirates and Red Indians to be had for the asking on the other side 

of the trap door?〃



The form…master laughed。  〃You evidently think that the 'Boy who 

would not grow up' must have been written by a 'grown…up who could 

never have been a boy。'  Perhaps that is the meaning of the 'Never…

never Land。'  I daresay you're right in your criticism; but I don't 

agree with you about Bassington。  He's a handful to deal with; as 

anyone knows who has come in contact with him; but if one's hands 

weren't full with a thousand and one other things I hold to my 

opinion that he could be tamed。〃



And he went his way; having maintained a form…master's inalienable 

privilege of being in the right。



* * * * *



In the prefects' room; Comus busied himself with the exact position 

of a chair planted out in the middle of the floor。



〃I think everything's ready;〃 he said。



Rutley glanced at the clock with the air of a Roman elegant in the 

Circus; languidly awaiting the introduction of an expected 

Christian to an expectant tiger。



〃The kid is due in two minutes;〃 he said。



〃He'd jolly well better not be late;〃 said Comus。



Comus had gone through the mill of many scorching castigations in 

his earlier school days; and was able to appreciate to the last 

ounce the panic that must be now possessing his foredoomed victim; 

probably at this moment hovering miserably outside the door。  After 

all; that was part of the fun of the thing; and most things have 

their amusing side if one knows where to look for it。



There was a knock at the door; and Lancelot entered in response to 

a hearty friendly summons to 〃come in。〃



〃I've come to be caned;〃 he said breathlessly; adding by way of 

identification; 〃my name's Chetrof。〃



〃That's quite bad enough in itself;〃 said Comus; 〃but there is 

probably worse to follow。  You are evidently keeping something back 

from us。〃



〃I missed a footer practice;〃 said Lancelot



〃Six;〃 said Comus 
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