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MARLOW。 Mr。 Hardcastle's house！ Is this Mr。 Hardcastle's house； child？
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Ay； sure！ Whose else should it be？
MARLOW。 So then； all's out； and I have been damnably imposed on。 O； confound my stupid head； I shall be laughed at over the whole town。 I shall be stuck up in caricatura in all the print…shops。 The DULLISSIMO MACCARONI。 To mistake this house of all others for an inn； and my father's old friend for an innkeeper！ What a swaggering puppy must he take me for！ What a silly puppy do I find myself！ There again； may I be hanged； my dear； but I mistook you for the bar…maid。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Dear me！ dear me！ I'm sure there's nothing in my BEHAVIOUR to put me on a level with one of that stamp。
MARLOW。 Nothing； my dear； nothing。 But I was in for a list of blunders； and could not help making you a subscriber。 My stupidity saw everything the wrong way。 I mistook your assiduity for assurance； and your simplicity for allurement。 But it's over。 This house I no more show MY face in。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 I hope； sir； I have done nothing to disoblige you。 I'm sure I should be sorry to affront any gentleman who has been so polite； and said so many civil things to me。 I'm sure I should be sorry （pretending to cry） if he left the family upon my account。 I'm sure I should be sorry if people said anything amiss； since I have no fortune but my character。
MARLOW。 （Aside。） By Heaven！ she weeps。 This is the first mark of tenderness I ever had from a modest woman； and it touches me。 （To her。） Excuse me； my lovely girl； you are the only part of the family I leave with reluctance。 But to be plain with you； the difference of our birth； fortune； and education； makes an honourable connexion impossible； and I can never harbour a thought of seducing simplicity that trusted in my honour； of bringing ruin upon one whose only fault was being too lovely。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 （Aside。） Generous man！ I now begin to admire him。 （To him。） But I am sure my family is as good as Miss Hardcastle's； and though I'm poor； that's no great misfortune to a contented mind； and； until this moment； I never thought that it was bad to want fortune。
MARLOW。 And why now； my pretty simplicity？
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Because it puts me at a distance from one that； if I had a thousand pounds； I would give it all to。
MARLOW。 （Aside。） This simplicity bewitches me； so that if I stay； I'm undone。 I must make one bold effort； and leave her。 （To her。） Your partiality in my favour； my dear； touches me most sensibly： and were I to live for myself alone； I could easily fix my choice。 But I owe too much to the opinion of the world； too much to the authority of a father； so thatI can scarcely speak itit affects me。 Farewell。 ＇Exit。＇
MISS HARDCASTLE。 I never knew half his merit till now。 He shall not go； if I have power or art to detain him。 I'll still preserve the character in which I STOOPED TO CONQUER； but will undeceive my papa； who perhaps may laugh him out of his resolution。 ＇Exit。＇
Enter Tony and MISS NEVILLE。
TONY。 Ay； you may steal for yourselves the next time。 I have done my duty。 She has got the jewels again； that's a sure thing； but she believes it was all a mistake of the servants。
MISS NEVILLE。 But； my dear cousin； sure you won't forsake us in this distress？ If she in the least suspects that I am going off； I shall certainly be locked up； or sent to my aunt Pedigree's； which is ten times worse。
TONY。 To be sure； aunts of all kinds are damned bad things。 But what can I do？ I have got you a pair of horses that will fly like Whistle…jacket； and I'm sure you can't say but I have courted you nicely before her face。 Here she comes； we must court a bit or two more； for fear she should suspect us。 ＇They retire； and seem to fondle。＇
Enter MRS。 HARDCASTLE。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 Well； I was greatly fluttered； to be sure。 But my son tells me it was all a mistake of the servants。 I shan't be easy； however； till they are fairly married； and then let her keep her own fortune。 But what do I see？ fondling together； as I'm alive。 I never saw Tony so sprightly before。 Ah！ have I caught you； my pretty doves？ What； billing； exchanging stolen glances and broken murmurs？ Ah！
TONY。 As for murmurs； mother； we grumble a little now and then； to be sure。 But there's no love lost between us。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 A mere sprinkling； Tony； upon the flame； only to make it burn brighter。
MISS NEVILLE。 Cousin Tony promises to give us more of his company at home。 Indeed； he shan't leave us any more。 It won't leave us； cousin Tony； will it？
TONY。 O！ it's a pretty creature。 No； I'd sooner leave my horse in a pound； than leave you when you smile upon one so。 Your laugh makes you so becoming。
MISS NEVILLE。 Agreeable cousin！ Who can help admiring that natural humour； that pleasant； broad； red； thoughtless （patting his cheek）ah！ it's a bold face。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 Pretty innocence！
TONY。 I'm sure I always loved cousin Con。's hazle eyes； and her pretty long fingers； that she twists this way and that over the haspicholls； like a parcel of bobbins。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 Ah！ he would charm the bird from the tree。 I was never so happy before。 My boy takes after his father； poor Mr。 Lumpkin； exactly。 The jewels； my dear Con。； shall be yours incontinently。 You shall have them。 Isn't he a sweet boy； my dear？ You shall be married to…morrow； and we'll put off the rest of his education； like Dr。 Drowsy's sermons； to a fitter opportunity。
Enter DIGGORY。
DIGGORY。 Where's the 'squire？ I have got a letter for your worship。
TONY。 Give it to my mamma。 She reads all my letters first。
DIGGORY。 I had orders to deliver it into your own hands。
TONY。 Who does it come from？
DIGGORY。 Your worship mun ask that o' the letter itself。
TONY。 I could wish to know though （turning the letter； and gazing on it）。
MISS NEVILLE。 （Aside。） Undone！ undone！ A letter to him from Hastings。 I know the hand。 If my aunt sees it； we are ruined for ever。 I'll keep her employed a little if I can。 （To MRS。 HARDCASTLE。） But I have not told you； madam； of my cousin's smart answer just now to Mr。 Marlow。 We so laughed。You must know； madam。This way a little； for he must not hear us。 ＇They confer。＇
TONY。 （Still gazing。） A damned cramp piece of penmanship； as ever I saw in my life。 I can read your print hand very well。 But here are such handles； and shanks； and dashes； that one can scarce tell the head from the tail。〃To Anthony Lumpkin； Esquire。〃 It's very odd； I can read the outside of my letters； where my own name is； well enough； but when I come to open it； it's allbuzz。 That's hard； very hard； for the inside of the letter is always the cream of the correspondence。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 Ha！ ha！ ha！ Very well； very well。 And so my son was too hard for the philosopher。
MISS NEVILLE。 Yes； madam； but you must hear the rest； madam。 A little more this way； or he may hear us。 You'll hear how he puzzled him again。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 He seems strangely puzzled now himself； methinks。
TONY。 （Still gazing。） A damned up and down hand； as if it was disguised in liquor。（Reading。） Dear Sir；ay； that's that。 Then there's an M； and a T； and an S； but whether the next be an izzard； or an R； confound me； I cannot tell。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 What's that； my dear？ Can I give you any assistance？
MISS NEVILLE。 Pray； aunt； let me read it。 Nobody reads a cramp hand better than I。 （Twitching the letter from him。） Do you know who it is from？
TONY。 Can't tell； except from Dick Ginger； the feeder。
MISS NEVILLE。 Ay； so it is。 （Pretending to read。） Dear 'Squire； hoping that you're in health； as I am at this present。 The gentlemen of the Shake…bag club has cut the gentlemen of Goose…green quite out of feather。 The oddsumodd battleumlong fightingumhere； here； it's all about cocks and fighting； it's of no consequence； here； put it up； put it up。 （Thrusting the crumpled letter upon him。）
TONY。 But I tell you； miss； it's of all the consequence in the world。 I would not lose the rest of it for a guinea。 Here； mother； do you make it out。 Of no consequence！ （Giving MRS。 HARDCASTLE the letter。）
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 How's this？（Reads。） 〃Dear 'Squire； I'm now waiting for Miss Neville； with a post…chaise and pair； at the bottom of the garden； but I find my horses yet unable to perform the journey。 I expect you'll assist us with a pair of fresh horses； as you promised。 Dispatch is necessary； as the HAG （ay； the hag）； your mother； will otherwise suspect us！ Yours； Hastings。〃 Grant me patience。 I shall run distracted！ My rage chokes me。
MISS NEVILLE。 I hope； madam； you'll suspend your resentment for a few moments； and not impute to me any impertinence； or sinister design； that belongs to another。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 （Curtseying very low。） Fine spoken； madam； you are most miraculously polite and engaging； and quite the very pink of courtesy and circumspection； madam。 （Changing her tone。） And you； you great ill…fashioned oaf； with scarce sense enough to keep your mouth shut： were you； too； joined against me？ But I'll defeat all your plots in a moment。 As for you； madam