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HARDCASTLE。 Well； remember； I insist on the terms of our agreement； and； by the bye； I believe I shall have occasion to try your obedience this very evening。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 I protest； sir； I don't comprehend your meaning。
HARDCASTLE。 Then to be plain with you； Kate； I expect the young gentleman I have chosen to be your husband from town this very day。 I have his father's letter； in which he informs me his son is set out； and that he intends to follow himself shortly after。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Indeed！ I wish I had known something of this before。 Bless me； how shall I behave？ It's a thousand to one I shan't like him； our meeting will be so formal； and so like a thing of business； that I shall find no room for friendship or esteem。
HARDCASTLE。 Depend upon it； child； I'll never control your choice； but Mr。 Marlow； whom I have pitched upon； is the son of my old friend； Sir Charles Marlow； of whom you have heard me talk so often。 The young gentleman has been bred a scholar； and is designed for an employment in the service of his country。 I am told he's a man of an excellent understanding。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Is he？
HARDCASTLE。 Very generous。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 I believe I shall like him。
HARDCASTLE。 Young and brave。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 I'm sure I shall like him。
HARDCASTLE。 And very handsome。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 My dear papa； say no more； （kissing his hand）； he's mine； I'll have him。
HARDCASTLE。 And； to crown all； Kate； he's one of the most bashful and reserved young fellows in all the world。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Eh！ you have frozen me to death again。 That word RESERVED has undone all the rest of his accomplishments。 A reserved lover； it is said； always makes a suspicious husband。
HARDCASTLE。 On the contrary； modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues。 It was the very feature in his character that first struck me。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 He must have more striking features to catch me； I promise you。 However； if he be so young； so handsome； and so everything as you mention； I believe he'll do still。 I think I'll have him。
HARDCASTLE。 Ay； Kate； but there is still an obstacle。 It's more than an even wager he may not have you。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 My dear papa； why will you mortify one so？Well； if he refuses； instead of breaking my heart at his indifference； I'll only break my glass for its flattery； set my cap to some newer fashion； and look out for some less difficult admirer。
HARDCASTLE。 Bravely resolved！ In the mean time I'll go prepare the servants for his reception： as we seldom see company； they want as much training as a company of recruits the first day's muster。 ＇Exit。＇
MISS HARDCASTLE。 （Alone）。 Lud； this news of papa's puts me all in a flutter。 Young； handsome： these he put last； but I put them foremost。 Sensible； good…natured； I like all that。 But then reserved and sheepish； that's much against him。 Yet can't he be cured of his timidity； by being taught to be proud of his wife？ Yes； and can't IBut I vow I'm disposing of the husband before I have secured the lover。
Enter MISS NEVILLE。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 I'm glad you're come； Neville； my dear。 Tell me； Constance； how do I look this evening？ Is there anything whimsical about me？ Is it one of my well…looking days； child？ Am I in face to…day？
MISS NEVILLE。 Perfectly； my dear。 Yet now I look againbless me！sure no accident has happened among the canary birds or the gold fishes。 Has your brother or the cat been meddling？ or has the last novel been too moving？
MISS HARDCASTLE。 No； nothing of all this。 I have been threatenedI can scarce get it outI have been threatened with a lover。
MISS NEVILLE。 And his name
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Is Marlow。
MISS NEVILLE。 Indeed！
MISS HARDCASTLE。 The son of Sir Charles Marlow。
MISS NEVILLE。 As I live； the most intimate friend of Mr。 Hastings； my admirer。 They are never asunder。 I believe you must have seen him when we lived in town。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Never。
MISS NEVILLE。 He's a very singular character； I assure you。 Among women of reputation and virtue he is the modestest man alive； but his acquaintance give him a very different character among creatures of another stamp： you understand me。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 An odd character indeed。 I shall never be able to manage him。 What shall I do？ Pshaw； think no more of him； but trust to occurrences for success。 But how goes on your own affair； my dear？ has my mother been courting you for my brother Tony as usual？
MISS NEVILLE。 I have just come from one of our agreeable tete…a…tetes。 She has been saying a hundred tender things； and setting off her pretty monster as the very pink of perfection。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 And her partiality is such； that she actually thinks him so。 A fortune like yours is no small temptation。 Besides； as she has the sole management of it； I'm not surprised to see her unwilling to let it go out of the family。
MISS NEVILLE。 A fortune like mine； which chiefly consists in jewels； is no such mighty temptation。 But at any rate； if my dear Hastings be but constant； I make no doubt to be too hard for her at last。 However； I let her suppose that I am in love with her son； and she never once dreams that my affections are fixed upon another。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 My good brother holds out stoutly。 I could almost love him for hating you so。
MISS NEVILLE。 It is a good…natured creature at bottom； and I'm sure would wish to see me married to anybody but himself。 But my aunt's bell rings for our afternoon's walk round the improvements。 Allons！ Courage is necessary； as our affairs are critical。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 〃Would it were bed…time； and all were well。〃 ＇Exeunt。＇
SCENEAn Alehouse Room。 Several shabby Fellows with punch and tobacco。 TONY at the head of the table； a little higher than the rest； a mallet in his hand。
OMNES。 Hurrea！ hurrea！ hurrea！ bravo！
FIRST FELLOW Now； gentlemen； silence for a song。 The 'squire is going to knock himself down for a song。
OMNES。 Ay； a song； a song！
TONY。 Then I'll sing you； gentlemen； a song I made upon this alehouse； the Three Pigeons。
SONG。
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain With grammar； and nonsense； and learning； Good liquor； I stoutly maintain； Gives GENUS a better discerning。 Let them brag of their heathenish gods； Their Lethes； their Styxes； and Stygians； Their Quis； and their Quaes； and their Quods； They're all but a parcel of Pigeons。 Toroddle； toroddle； toroll。
When methodist preachers come down； A…preaching that drinking is sinful； I'll wager the rascals a crown； They always preach best with a skinful。 But when you come down with your pence； For a slice of their scurvy religion； I'll leave it to all men of sense； But you； my good friend； are the Pigeon。 Toroddle； toroddle； toroll。
Then come； put the jorum about； And let us be merry and clever； Our hearts and our liquors are stout； Here's the Three Jolly Pigeons for ever。 Let some cry up woodcock or hare； Your bustards； your ducks； and your widgeons； But of all the GAY birds in the air； Here's a health to the Three Jolly Pigeons。 Toroddle； toroddle； toroll。
OMNES。 Bravo； bravo！
FIRST FELLOW。 The 'squire has got spunk in him。
SECOND FELLOW。 I loves to hear him sing； bekeays he never gives us nothing that's low。
THIRD FELLOW。 O damn anything that's low； I cannot bear it。
FOURTH FELLOW。 The genteel thing is the genteel thing any time： if so be that a gentleman bees in a concatenation accordingly。
THIRD FELLOW。 I likes the maxum of it； Master Muggins。 What； though I am obligated to dance a bear； a man may be a gentleman for all that。 May this be my poison； if my bear ever dances but to the very genteelest of tunes； 〃Water Parted；〃 or 〃The minuet in Ariadne。〃
SECOND FELLOW。 What a pity it is the 'squire is not come to his own。 It would be well for all the publicans within ten miles round of him。
TONY。 Ecod； and so it would； Master Slang。 I'd then show what it was to keep choice of company。
SECOND FELLOW。 O he takes after his own father for that。 To be sure old 'Squire Lumpkin was the finest gentleman I ever set my eyes on。 For winding the straight horn； or beating a thicket for a hare； or a wench； he never had his fellow。 It was a saying in the place； that he kept the best horses； dogs； and girls； in the whole county。
TONY。 Ecod； and when I'm of age； I'll be no bastard； I promise you。 I have been thinking of Bet Bouncer and the miller's grey mare to begin with。 But come； my boys； drink about and be merry； for you pay no reckoning。 Well； Stingo； what's the matter？
Enter Landlord。
LANDLORD。 There be two gentlemen in a post…chaise at the door。 They have lost their way upo' the forest； and they are talking something about Mr。 Hardcastle。
TONY。 As sure as can be； one of them must be the gentleman that's coming down to court my sister。 Do they seem to be Londoners？
LANDLORD。 I believe they may。 They look woundily like Frenchmen。
TONY。 Then desire them to step this way； and I'll set them right in a twinkling。 （Exit Landlord。） Gentlemen； as th