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HARDCASTLE。 Good； very good； thank you； ha！ ha！ Your generalship puts me in mind of Prince Eugene； when he fought the Turks at the battle of Belgrade。 You shall hear。
MARLOW。 Instead of the battle of Belgrade； I believe it's almost time to talk about supper。 What has your philosophy got in the house for supper？
HARDCASTLE。 For supper； sir！ （Aside。） Was ever such a request to a man in his own house？
MARLOW。 Yes； sir； supper； sir； I begin to feel an appetite。 I shall make devilish work to…night in the larder； I promise you。
HARDCASTLE。 （Aside。） Such a brazen dog sure never my eyes beheld。 （To him。） Why； really； sir； as for supper I can't well tell。 My Dorothy and the cook…maid settle these things between them。 I leave these kind of things entirely to them。
MARLOW。 You do； do you？
HARDCASTLE。 Entirely。 By the bye； I believe they are in actual consultation upon what's for supper this moment in the kitchen。
MARLOW。 Then I beg they'll admit me as one of their privy council。 It's a way I have got。 When I travel； I always chose to regulate my own supper。 Let the cook be called。 No offence I hope； sir。
HARDCASTLE。 O no； sir； none in the least； yet I don't know how； our Bridget； the cook…maid； is not very communicative upon these occasions。 Should we send for her； she might scold us all out of the house。
HASTINGS。 Let's see your list of the larder then。 I ask it as a favour。 I always match my appetite to my bill of fare。
MARLOW。 （To HARDCASTLE； who looks at them with surprise。） Sir； he's very right； and it's my way too。
HARDCASTLE。 Sir； you have a right to command here。 Here； Roger； bring us the bill of fare for to…night's supper： I believe it's drawn outYour manner； Mr。 Hastings； puts me in mind of my uncle； Colonel Wallop。 It was a saying of his； that no man was sure of his supper till he had eaten it。
HASTINGS。 （Aside。） All upon the high rope！ His uncle a colonel！ we shall soon hear of his mother being a justice of the peace。 But let's hear the bill of fare。
MARLOW。 （Perusing。） What's here？ For the first course； for the second course； for the dessert。 The devil； sir； do you think we have brought down a whole Joiners' Company； or the corporation of Bedford； to eat up such a supper？ Two or three little things； clean and comfortable； will do。
HASTINGS。 But let's hear it。
MARLOW。 （Reading。） For the first course； at the top； a pig and prune sauce。
HASTINGS。 Damn your pig； I say。
MARLOW。 And damn your prune sauce； say I。
HARDCASTLE。 And yet； gentlemen； to men that are hungry； pig with prune sauce is very good eating。
MARLOW。 At the bottom； a calf's tongue and brains。
HASTINGS。 Let your brains be knocked out； my good sir； I don't like them。
MARLOW。 Or you may clap them on a plate by themselves。 I do。
HARDCASTLE。 （Aside。） Their impudence confounds me。 （To them。） Gentlemen； you are my guests； make what alterations you please。 Is there anything else you wish to retrench or alter； gentlemen？
MARLOW。 Item； a pork pie； a boiled rabbit and sausages； a Florentine； a shaking pudding； and a dish of tifftafftaffety cream。
HASTINGS。 Confound your made dishes； I shall be as much at a loss in this house as at a green and yellow dinner at the French ambassador's table。 I'm for plain eating。
HARDCASTLE。 I'm sorry； gentlemen； that I have nothing you like； but if there be anything you have a particular fancy to
MARLOW。 Why； really； sir； your bill of fare is so exquisite； that any one part of it is full as good as another。 Send us what you please。 So much for supper。 And now to see that our beds are aired； and properly taken care of。
HARDCASTLE。 I entreat you'll leave that to me。 You shall not stir a step。
MARLOW。 Leave that to you！ I protest； sir； you must excuse me； I always look to these things myself。
HARDCASTLE。 I must insist； sir； you'll make yourself easy on that head。
MARLOW。 You see I'm resolved on it。 （Aside。） A very troublesome fellow this； as I ever met with。
HARDCASTLE。 Well； sir； I'm resolved at least to attend you。 （Aside。） This may be modem modesty； but I never saw anything look so like old…fashioned impudence。 ＇Exeunt MARLOW and HARDCASTLE。＇
HASTINGS。 （Alone。） So I find this fellow's civilities begin to grow troublesome。 But who can be angry at those assiduities which are meant to please him？ Ha！ what do I see？ Miss Neville； by all that's happy！
Enter MISS NEVILLE。
MISS NEVILLE。 My dear Hastings！ To what unexpected good fortune； to what accident； am I to ascribe this happy meeting？
HASTINGS。 Rather let me ask the same question； as I could never have hoped to meet my dearest Constance at an inn。
MISS NEVILLE。 An inn！ sure you mistake： my aunt； my guardian； lives here。 What could induce you to think this house an inn？
HASTINGS。 My friend； Mr。 Marlow； with whom I came down； and I； have been sent here as to an inn； I assure you。 A young fellow； whom we accidentally met at a house hard by； directed us hither。
MISS NEVILLE。 Certainly it must be one of my hopeful cousin's tricks； of whom you have heard me talk so often； ha！ ha！ ha！
HASTINGS。 He whom your aunt intends for you？ he of whom I have such just apprehensions？
MISS NEVILLE。 You have nothing to fear from him； I assure you。 You'd adore him； if you knew how heartily he despises me。 My aunt knows it too； and has undertaken to court me for him； and actually begins to think she has made a conquest。
HASTINGS。 Thou dear dissembler！ You must know； my Constance； I have just seized this happy opportunity of my friend's visit here to get admittance into the family。 The horses that carried us down are now fatigued with their journey； but they'll soon be refreshed； and then； if my dearest girl will trust in her faithful Hastings； we shall soon be landed in France； where even among slaves the laws of marriage are respected。
MISS NEVILLE。 I have often told you； that though ready to obey you； I yet should leave my little fortune behind with reluctance。 The greatest part of it was left me by my uncle； the India director； and chiefly consists in jewels。 I have been for some time persuading my aunt to let me wear them。 I fancy I'm very near succeeding。 The instant they are put into my possession； you shall find me ready to make them and myself yours。
HASTINGS。 Perish the baubles！ Your person is all I desire。 In the mean time； my friend Marlow must not be let into his mistake。 I know the strange reserve of his temper is such； that if abruptly informed of it； he would instantly quit the house before our plan was ripe for execution。
MISS NEVILLE。 But how shall we keep him in the deception？ Miss Hardcastle is just returned from walking； what if we still continue to deceive him？This； this way＇They confer。＇
Enter MARLOW。
MARLOW。 The assiduities of these good people teaze me beyond bearing。 My host seems to think it ill manners to leave me alone； and so he claps not only himself； but his old…fashioned wife； on my back。 They talk of coming to sup with us too； and then； I suppose； we are to run the gantlet through all the rest of the family。What have we got here？
HASTINGS。 My dear Charles！ Let me congratulate you！The most fortunate accident！Who do you think is just alighted？
MARLOW。 Cannot guess。
HASTINGS。 Our mistresses； boy； Miss Hardcastle and Miss Neville。 Give me leave to introduce Miss Constance Neville to your acquaintance。 Happening to dine in the neighbourhood； they called on their return to take fresh horses here。 Miss Hardcastle has just stept into the next room； and will be back in an instant。 Wasn't it lucky？ eh！
MARLOW。 （Aside。） I have been mortified enough of all conscience； and here comes something to complete my embarrassment。
HASTINGS。 Well； but wasn't it the most fortunate thing in the world？
MARLOW。 Oh！ yes。 Very fortunatea most joyful encounterBut our dresses； George； you know are in disorderWhat if we should postpone the happiness till to…morrow？To…morrow at her own houseIt will be every bit as convenientand rather more respectfulTo…morrow let it be。 ＇Offering to go。＇
MISS NEVILLE。 By no means； sir。 Your ceremony will displease her。 The disorder of your dress will show the ardour of your impatience。 Besides； she knows you are in the house； and will permit you to see her。
MARLOW。 O！ the devil！ how shall I support it？ Hem！ hem！ Hastings； you must not go。 You are to assist me； you know。 I shall be confoundedly ridiculous。 Yet； hang it！ I'll take courage。 Hem！
HASTINGS。 Pshaw； man！ it's but the first plunge； and all's over。 She's but a woman； you know。
MARLOW。 And； of all women； she that I dread most to encounter。
Enter MISS HARDCASTLE； as returned from walking； a bonnet； etc。
HASTINGS。 （Introducing them。） Miss Hardcastle； Mr。 Marlow。 I'm proud of bringing two persons of such merit together； that only want to know； to esteem each other。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 （Aside。） Now for meeting my modest gentleman with a demure face； and quite in his own manner。 （After a pause； in which he appears very uneasy and disconcerted。） I'm glad of your safe arrival； sir。 I'm told you had some acc