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garrisoned with his Normans； and unhappily I had the misfortune
to be one of the number。
〃Here we were confined closer than I had been at Dover； for； as
the citizens were extremely disaffected； we were never suffered
to go without the walls of the castle； nor indeed could we；
unless in large bodies； without the utmost danger。 We were
likewise kept to continual duty； nor could any solicitations
prevail with the commanding officer to give me a month's absence
to visit my love； from whom I had no opportunity of hearing in
all my long absence。
〃However； in the spring； the people being more quiet； and another
officer of a gentler temper succeeding to the principal command；
I obtained leave to go to Dover； but alas！ what comfort did my
long journey bring me？ I found the parents of my darling in the
utmost misery at her loss； for she had died； about a week before
my arrival； of a consumption； which they imputed to her pining at
my sudden departure。
〃I now fell into the most violent and almost raving fit of
despair。 I cursed myself； the king； and the whole world； which
no longer seemed to have any delight for me。 I threw myself on
the grave of my deceased love； and lay there without any kind of
sustenance for two whole days。 At last hunger； together with the
persuasions of some people who took pity on me； prevailed with me
to quit that situation； and refresh myself with food。 They then
persuaded me to return to my post； and abandon a place where
almost every object I saw recalled ideas to my mind which； as
they said； I should endeavor with my utmost force to expel from
it。 This advice at length succeeded； the rather； as the father
and mother of my beloved refused to see me； looking on me as the
innocent but certain cause of the death of their only child。
〃The loss of one we tenderly love； as it is one of the most
bitter and biting evils which attend human life； so it wants the
lenitive which palliates and softens every other calamity； I mean
that great reliever； hope。 No man can be so totally undone； but
that he may still cherish expectation： but this deprives us of
all such comfort； nor can anything but time alone lessen it。
This； however； in most minds； is sure to work a slow but
effectual remedy； so did it in mine： for within a twelve…month I
was entirely reconciled to my fortune； and soon after absolutely
forgot the object of a passion from which I had promised myself
such extreme happiness； and in the disappointment of which I had
experienced such inconceivable misery。
〃At the expiration of the month I returned to my garrison at
Exeter； where I was no sooner arrived than I was ordered to march
into the north； to oppose a force there levied by the earls of
Chester and Northumberland。 We came to York； where his majesty
pardoned the heads of the rebels； and very severely punished some
who were less guilty。 It was particularly my lot to be ordered
to seize a poor man who had never been out of his house； and
convey him to prison。 I detested this barbarity； yet was obliged
to execute it； nay； though no reward would have bribed me in a
private capacity to have acted such a part； yet so much sanctity
is there in the commands of a monarch or general to a soldier；
that I performed it without reluctance； nor had the tears of his
wife and family any prevalence with me。
〃But this； which was a very small piece of mischief in comparison
with many of my barbarities afterwards； was however； the only one
which ever gave me any uneasiness； for when the king led us
afterwards into Northumberland to revenge those people's having
joined with Osborne the Dane in his invasion； and orders were
given us to commit what ravages we could； I was forward in
fulfilling them； and； among some lesser cruelties （I remember it
yet with sorrow）； I ravished a woman； murdered a little infant
playing in her lap； and then burned her house。 In short； for I
have no pleasure in this part of my relation； I had my share in
all the cruelties exercised on those poor wretches； which were so
grievous； that for sixty miles together； between York and Durham；
not a single house； church； or any other public or private
edifice； was left standing。
〃We had pretty well devoured the country； when we were ordered to
march to the Isle of Ely； to oppose Hereward； a bold and stout
soldier； who had under him a very large body of rebels； who had
the impudence to rise against their king and conqueror （I talk
now in the same style I did then） in defense of their liberties；
as they called them。 These were soon subdued； but as I happened
（more to my glory than my comfort） to be posted in that part
through which Hereward cut his way； I received a dreadful cut on
the forehead； a second on the shoulder； and was run through the
body with a pike。
〃I languished a long time with these wounds； which made me
incapable of attending the king into Scotland。 However； I was
able to go over with him afterwards into Normandy； in his
expedition against Philip； who had taken the opportunity of the
troubles in England to invade that province。 Those few Normans
who bad survived their wounds； and had remained in the Isle of
Ely； were all of our nation who went； the rest of his army being
all composed of English。 In a skirmish near the town of Mans my
leg was broke and so shattered that it was forced to be cut off。
〃I was now disabled from serving longer in the army； and
accordingly； being discharged from the service； I retired to the
place of my nativity； where； in extreme poverty； and frequent bad
health from the many wounds I had received； I dragged on a
miserable life to the age of sixty… three； my only pleasure being
to recount the feats of my youth； in which narratives I generally
exceeded the truth。
〃It would be tedious and unpleasant to recount to you the several
miseries I suffered after my return to Caen； let it suffice； they
were so terrible that they induced Minos to compassionate me；
and； notwithstanding the barbarities I had been guilty of in
Northumberland； to suffer me to go once more back to earth。〃
CHAPTER XXII
What happened to Julian in the person of a tailor。
〃Fortune now stationed me in a character which the ingratitude of
mankind hath put them on ridiculing； though they owe to it not
only a relief from the inclemencies of cold； to which they would
otherwise be exposed； but likewise a considerable satisfaction of
their vanity。 The character I mean was that of a tailor； which；
if we consider it with due attention； must be confessed to have
in it great dignity and importance。 For； in reality； who
constitutes the different degrees between men but the tailor？ the
prince indeed gives the title； but it is the tailor who makes the
man。 To his labors are owing the respect of crowds； and the awe
which great men inspire into their beholders； though these are
too often unjustly attributed to other motives。 Lastly； the
admiration of the fair is most commonly to be placed to his
account。
〃I was just set up in my trade when I made three suits of fine
clothes for king Stephen's coronation。 I question whether the
person who wears the rich coat hath so much pleasure and vanity
in being admired in it； as we tailors have from that admiration；
and perhaps a philosopher would say he is not so well entitled to
it。 I bustled on the day of the ceremony through the crowd； and
it was with incredible delight I heard several say； as my clothes
walked by； 'Bless me； was ever anything so fine as the earl of
Devonshire？ Sure he and Sir Hugh Bigot are the two best dressed
men I ever saw。' Now both those suits were of my making。
〃There would indeed be infinite pleasure in working for the
courtiers； as they are generally genteel men； and show one's
clothes to the best advantage； was it not for one small
discouragement； this is； that they never pay。 I solemnly
protest； though I lost almost as much by the court in my life as
I got by the city； I never carried a suit into the latter with
half the satisfaction which I have done to the former； though
from that I was certain of ready money； and from this almost as
certain of no money at all。
〃Courtiers may； however； be divided into two sorts； very
essentially different from each other； into those who never
intend to pay for their clothes； and those who do intend to pay
for them； but never happen to be able。 Of the latter sort are
many of those young gentlemen whom we equip out for the army； and
who are； unhappily for us； cut off before they arrive at
preferment。 This is the reason that tailors； in time of war； are
mistaken for politicians by their inquisitiveness into the event
of battles； one campaign very often proving the ruin of
half…a…dozen of us。 I am sure I had frequent reason to curse
that fatal battle of Cardigan； where the Welsh defeated some of
king Stephe