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The wife of the hotel…keeper； actuated by a low jealousy； had suggested
that she 〃seemed to live OFF them；〃 but as that person tried to
demonstrate the truth of her statement by reference to the cost of the raw
material used by the old lady； it was considered by the camp as too
practical and economical for consideration。 〃Besides；〃 added Cy Perkins；
〃ef old Mammy wants to turn an honest penny in her old age； let her do it。
How would you like your old mother to make pies on grub wages？ eh？〃
A suggestion that so affected his hearer （who had no mother） that he
bought three on the spot。 The quality of these pies had never been
discussed but once。 It is related that a young lawyer from San Francisco；
dining at the Palmetto restaurant； pushed away one of Mammy Downey's
pies with every expression of disgust and dissatisfaction。 At this juncture；
Whisky Dick； considerably affected by his favorite stimulant； approached
the stranger's table； and； drawing up a chair； sat uninvited before him。
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〃Mebbee； young man；〃 he began gravely； 〃ye don't like Mammy
Downey's pies？〃
The stranger replied curtly； and in some astonishment； that he did not；
as a rule； 〃eat pie。〃
〃Young man；〃 continued Dick； with drunken gravity； 〃mebbee you're
accustomed to Charlotte rusks and blue mange； mebbee ye can't eat unless
your grub is got up by one o' them French cooks'？ Yet WE us boys yar
in this campcalls that piea gooda com…pe…tent pie！〃
The stranger again disclaimed anything but a general dislike of that
form of pastry。
〃Young man；〃 continued Dick； utterly unheeding the explanation；
〃young man； mebbee you onst had an olea very ole mother； who；
tottering down the vale o' years； made pies。 Mebbee； and it's like your
blank epicurean soul； ye turned up your nose on the ole woman； and went
back on the pies； and on her！ She that dandled ye when ye woz a baby；
a little baby！ Mebbee ye went back on her； and shook her； and played off
on her； and gave her awaydead away！ And now； mebbee； young manI
wouldn't hurt ye for the world； but mebbee； afore ye leave this yar table；
YE'LL EAT THAT PIE！〃
The stranger rose to his feet； but the muzzle of a dragoon revolver in
the unsteady hands of Whisky Dick； caused him to sit down again。 He ate
the pie； and lost his case likewise； before a Rough…and… Ready jury。
Indeed； far from exhibiting the cynical doubts and distrusts of age；
Daddy Downey received always with childlike delight the progress of
modern improvement and energy。 〃In my day； long back in the twenties；
it took us nigh a weeka week； boysto get up a barn； and all the young
onesI was one thenfor miles 'round at the raisin'； and yer's you boys
rascals ye are； tooruns up this yer shanty for Mammy and me 'twixt sun…
up and dark！ Eh； eh； you're teachin' the old folks new tricks； are ye？
Ah； get along； you！〃 and in playful simulation of anger he would shake his
white hair and his hickory staff at the 〃rascals。〃 The only indication of
the conservative tendencies of age was visible in his continual protest
against the extravagance of the boys。 〃Why；〃 he would say； 〃a family； a
hull family；leavin' alone me and the old woman；might be supported on
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what you young rascals throw away in a single spree。 Ah； you young
dogs； didn't I hear about your scattering half…dollars on the stage the other
night when that Eyetalian Papist was singin'？ And that money goes out
of Amerikyivry cent！〃
There was little doubt that the old couple were saving； if not avaricious。
But when it was known； through the indiscreet volubility of Mammy
Downey； that Daddy Downey sent the bulk of their savings； gratuities； and
gifts to a dissipated and prodigal son in the East；whose photograph the
old man always carried with him；it rather elevated him in their regard。
〃When ye write to that gay and festive son o' yourn； Daddy；〃 said Joe
Robinson； 〃send him this yer specimen。 Give him my compliments； and
tell him； ef he kin spend money faster than I can； I call him！ Tell him； ef
he wants a first…class jamboree； to kem out here； and me and the boys will
show him what a square drunk is！〃 In vain would the old man continue
to protest against the spirit of the gift； the miner generally returned with
his pockets that much the lighter； and it is not improbable a little less
intoxicated than he otherwise might have been。 It may be premised that
Daddy Downey was strictly temperate。 The only way he managed to
avoid hurting the feelings of the camp was by accepting the frequent
donations of whisky to be used for the purposes of liniment。
〃Next to snake…oil； my son；〃 he would say； 〃and dilberry…juice； and
ye don't seem to pro…duce 'em hereabouts；whisky is good for rubbin' onto
old bones to make 'em limber。 But pure cold water； 'sparklin' and bright
in its liquid light；' and； so to speak； reflectin' of God's own linyments on its
surfiss； is the best； onless； like poor ol' Mammy and me； ye gets the dumb…
agur from over…use。〃
The fame of the Downey couple was not confined to the foot…hills。 The
Rev。 Henry Gushington； D。D。； of Boston； making a bronchial tour of
California； wrote to the 〃Christian Pathfinder〃 an affecting account of his
visit to them； placed Daddy Downey's age at 102； and attributed the recent
conversions in Rough…and…Ready to their influence。 That gifted literary
Hessian； Bill Smith； traveling in the interests of various capitalists； and the
trustworthy correspondent of four 〃only independent American journals；〃
quoted him as an evidence of the longevity superinduced by the climate；
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offered him as an example of the security of helpless life and property in
the mountains； used him as an advertisement of the Union Ditch； and it is
said in some vague way cited him as proving the collateral facts of a
timber and ore…producing region existing in the foot…hills worthy the
attention of Eastern capitalists。
Praised thus by the lips of distinguished report； fostered by the care
and sustained by the pecuniary offerings of their fellow… citizens； the
Saints led for two years a peaceful life of gentle absorption。 To relieve
them from the embarrassing appearance of eleemosynary receipts；an
embarrassment felt more by the givers than the recipients；the
postmastership of Rough…and…Ready was procured for Daddy； and the duty
of receiving and delivering the United States mails performed by him；
with the advice and assistance of the boys。 If a few letters went astray at
this time； it was easily attributed to this undisciplined aid； and the boys
themselves were always ready to make up the value of a missing money…
letter and 〃keep the old man's accounts square。〃 To these functions
presently were added the treasurerships of the Masons' and Odd Fellows'
charitable funds；the old man being far advanced in their respective
degrees；and even the position of almoner of their bounties was super…
added。 Here； unfortunately； Daddy's habits of economy and avaricious
propensity came near making him unpopular； and very often needy
brothers were forced to object to the quantity and quality of the help
extended。 They always met with more generous relief from the private
hands of the brothers themselves； and the remark； 〃that the ol' man was
trying to set an example；that he meant well；〃and that they would yet be
thankful for his zealous care and economy。 A few； I think； suffered in
noble silence； r