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ince and shook hands and told him that he simply must stay over。 George Rapley； the bank manager； said that if he wanted a cheque cashed or anything of that sort to come right into the Royal Bank and he would do it for him。 The prince had two aides…de…camp with him and a secretary； but Bob Curran said to bring them uptown too and it would be all right。 We had planned to have an oyster supper for the Prince at Jim Smith's hotel and then take him either to the Y。M。C。A。 Pool Room or else over to the tea social in the basement of the Presbyterian Church。
Unluckily the prince couldn't stay。 It turned out that he had to get right back into his train and go on to Peterborough； Ontario； where they were to have a brass band to meet him； which naturally he didn't want to miss。
But the point is that it was a real welcome。 And you could see that the prince appreciated it。 There was a warmth and a meaning to it that the prince understood at once。 It was a pity that he couldn't have stayed over and had time to see the carriage factory and the new sewerage plant。 We all told the prince that he must come back and he said that if he could he most certainly would。 When the prince's train pulled out of the station and we all went back uptown together （it was before prohibition came to Ontario） you could feel that the institution of royalty was quite solid in Orillia for a generation。
But you don't get that sort of thing in England。
There's a formality and coldness in all their dealings with royalty that would never go down with us。 They like to have the King come and open Parliament dressed in royal robes； and with a clattering troop of soldiers riding in front of him。 As for taking him over to the Y。M。C。A。 to play pin pool； they never think of it。 They have seen so much of the mere outside of his kingship that they don't understand the heart of it as we do in Canada。
But let us turn to the House of Commons： for no description of England would be complete without at least some mention of this interesting body。 Indeed for the ordinary visitor to London the greatest interest of all attaches to the spacious and magnificent Parliament Buildings。 The House of Commons is commodiously situated beside the River Thames。 The principal features of the House are the large lunch room on the western side and the tea…room on the terrace on the eastern。 A series of smaller luncheon rooms extend （apparently） all round about the premises： while a commodious bar offers a ready access to the members at all hours of the day。 While any members are in the bar a light is kept burning in the tall Clock Tower at one corner of the building； but when the bar is closed the light is turned off by whichever of the Scotch members leaves last。 There is a handsome legislative chamber attached to the premises from whichso the antiquarians tell usthe House of Commons took its name。 But it is not usual now for the members to sit in the legislative chamber as the legislation is now all done outside； either at the home of Mr。 Lloyd George； or at the National Liberal Club； or at one or other of the newspaper offices。 The House； however； is called together at very frequent intervals to give it an opportunity of hearing the latest legislation and allowing the members to indulge in cheers； sighs； groans； votes and other expressions of vitality。 After having cheered as much as is good for it； it goes back again to the lunch rooms and goes on eating till needed again。
It is； however； an entire exaggeration to say that the House of Commons no longer has a real share in the government of England。 This is not so。 Anybody connected with the government values the House of Commons in a high degree。 One of the leading newspaper proprietors of London himself told me that he has always felt that if he had the House of Commons on his side he had a very valuable ally。 Many of the labour leaders are inclined to regard the House of Commons as of great utility； while the leading women's organizations； now that women are admitted as members； may be said to regard the House as one of themselves。
Looking around to find just where the natural service of the House of Commons comes in； I am inclined to think that it must be in the practice of 〃asking questions〃 in the House。 Whenever anything goes wrong a member rises and asks a question。 He gets up； for example； with a little paper in his hand； and asks the government if ministers are aware that the Khedive of Egypt was seen yesterday wearing a Turkish Tarbosh。 Ministers say very humbly that they hadn't known it； and a thrill runs through the whole country。 The members can apparently ask any questions they like。 In the repeated visits which I made to the gallery of the House of Commons I was unable to find any particular sense or meaning in the questions asked； though no doubt they had an intimate bearing on English politics not clear to an outsider like myself。 I heard one member ask the government whether they were aware that herrings were being imported from Hamburg to Harwich。 The government said no。 Another member rose and asked the government whether they considered Shakespere or Moliere the greater dramatic artist。 The government answered that ministers were taking this under their earnest consideration and that a report would be submitted to Parliament。 Another member asked the government if they knew who won the Queen's Plate this season at Toronto。 They did；in fact this member got in wrong； as this is the very thing that the government do know。 Towards the close of the evening a member rose and asked the government if they knew what time it was。 The Speaker； however； ruled this question out of order on the ground that it had been answered before。
The Parliament Buildings are so vast that it is not possible to state with certainty what they do； or do not； contain。 But it is generally said that somewhere in the building is the House of Lords。 When they meet they are said to come together very quietly shortly before the dinner hour； take a glass of dry sherry and a biscuit （they are all abstemious men）； reject whatever bills may be before them at the moment； take another dry sherry and then adjourn for two years。
The public are no longer allowed unrestricted access to the Houses of Parliament； its approaches are now strictly guarded by policemen。 In order to obtain admission it is necessary either to （A） communicate in writing with the Speaker of the House； enclosing certificates of naturalization and proof of identity； or （B） give the policeman five shillings。 Method B is the one usually adopted。 On great nights； however； when the House of Commons is sitting and is about to do something important； such as ratifying a Home Rule Bill or cheering； or welcoming a new lady member； it is not possible to enter by merely bribing the policeman with five shillings； it takes a pound。 The English people complain bitterly of the rich Americans who have in this way corrupted the London public。 Before they were corrupted they would do anything for sixpence。
This peculiar vein of corruption by the Americans runs like a thread； I may say； through all the texture of English life。 Among those who have been principally exposed to it are the servants；especially butlers and chauffeurs； hotel porters； bell…boys； railway porters and guards； all taxi…drivers； pew…openers； curates； bishops； and a large part of the peerage。
The terrible ravages that have been made by the Americans on English morality are witnessed on every hand。 Whole classes of society are hopelessly damaged。 I have it in the evidence of the English themselves and there seems to be no doubt of the fact。 Till the Americans came to England the people were an honest； law…abiding race； respecting their superiors and despising those below them。 They had never been corrupted by money and their employers extended to them in this regard their tenderest solicitude。 Then the Americans came。 Servants ceased to be what they were； butlers were hopelessly damaged； hotel porters became a wreck； taxi…drivers turned out thieves； curates could no longer be trusted to handle money； peers sold their daughters at a million dollars a piece or three for two。 In fact the whole kingdom began to deteriorate till it got where it is now。 At present after a rich American has stayed in any English country house； its owners find that they can do nothing with the butler； a wildness has come over the man。 There is a restlessness in his demeanour and a strange wistful look in his eye as if seeking for something。 In many cases； so I understand； after an American has stayed in a country house the butler goes insane。 He is found in his pantry counting over the sixpence given to him by a Duke； and laughing to himself。 He has to be taken in charge by the police。 With him generally go the chauffeur； whose mind has broken down from driving a rich American twenty miles； and the gardener； who is found tearing up raspberry bushes by the roots to see if there is any money under them； and the local curate whose brain has collapsed or expanded； I forget which； when a rich American gave him fifty dollars for his soup kitchen。
There are； it is true； a few classes that have escaped this contagion； shepherds living in the hills； drov