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of the chronicle bears witness to the innocency of the time。
CHAPTER XII YEAR 1771
It was in this year that my troubles with Lady Macadam's affair began。 She was a woman； as I have by hint here and there intimated； of a prelatic disposition； seeking all things her own way； and not overly scrupulous about the means； which I take to be the true humour of prelacy。 She was come of a high episcopal race in the east country； where sound doctrine had been long but little heard； and she considered the comely humility of a presbyter as the wickedness of hypocrisy； so that； saving in the way of neighbourly visitation； there was no sincere communion between us。 Nevertheless； with all her vagaries； she had the element of a kindly spirit； that would sometimes kythe in actions of charity； that showed symptoms of a true Christian grace； had it been properly cultivated； but her morals had been greatly neglected in her youth； and she would waste her precious time in the long winter nights； playing at the cards with her visitors； in the which thriftless and sinful pastime； she was at great pains to instruct Kate Malcolm； which I was grieved to understand。 What； however； I most misliked in her ladyship； was a lightness and juvenility of behaviour altogether unbecoming her years； for she was far past three…score； having been long married without children。 Her son； the soldier officer； came so late； that it was thought she would have been taken up as an evidence in the Douglas cause。 She was； to be sure； crippled with the rheumatics； and no doubt the time hung heavy on her hands； but the best friends of recreation and sport must allow； that an old woman； sitting whole hours jingling with that paralytic chattel a spinnet； was not a natural object！ What； then； could be said for her singing Italian songs； and getting all the newest from Vauxhall in London； a boxful at a time； with new novel…books； and trinkum…trankum flowers and feathers； and sweetmeats； sent to her by a lady of the blood royal of Paris？ As for the music； she was at great pains to instruct Kate； which； with the other things she taught； were sufficient； as my lady said herself； to qualify poor Kate for a duchess or a governess； in either of which capacities； her ladyship assured Mrs Malcolm； she would do honour to her instructor； meaning her own self； but I must come to the point anent the affair。
One evening； early in the month of January； as I was sitting by myself in my closet studying the Scots Magazine； which I well remember the new number had come but that very night； Mrs Balwhidder being at the time busy with the lasses in the kitchen； and superintending； as her custom was； for she was a clever woman； a great wool…spinning we then had； both little wheel and meikle wheel； for stockings and blanketssitting； as I was saying； in the study； with the fire well gathered up； for a night's reflection； a prodigious knocking came to the door； by which the book was almost startled out of my hand； and all the wheels in the house were silenced at once。 This was her ladyship's flunkey； to beg me to go to her； whom he described as in a state of desperation。 Christianity required that I should obey the summons； so； with what haste I could； thinking that perhaps； as she had been low…spirited for some time about the young laird's going to the Indies； she might have got a cast of grace； and been wakened in despair to the state of darkness in which she had so long lived； I made as few steps of the road between the manse and her house as it was in my ability to do。
On reaching the door； I found a great light in the housecandles burning up stairs and down stairs； and a sough of something extraordinar going on。 I went into the dining…room； where her ladyship was wont to sit； but she was not thereonly Kate Malcolm all alone； busily picking bits of paper from the carpet。 When she looked up； I saw that her eyes were red with weeping； and I was alarmed； and said； 〃Katy； my dear； I hope there is no danger？〃 Upon which the poor lassie rose； and； flinging herself in a chair； covered her face with her hands； and wept bitterly。
〃What is the old fool doing with the wench？〃 cried a sharp angry voice from the drawing…room〃why does not he come to me？〃 It was the voice of Lady Macadam herself； and she meant me。 So I went to her； but； oh！ she was in a far different state from what I had hoped。 The pride of this world had got the upper hand of her； and was playing dreadful antics with understanding。 There was she； painted like a Jezebel； with gum…flowers on her head； as was her custom every afternoon； sitting on a settee； for she was lame； and in her hand she held a letter。 〃Sir；〃 said she； as I came into the room； 〃I want you to go instantly to that young fellow； your clerk； （meaning Mr Lorimore； the schoolmaster； who was likewise session… clerk and precentor；） and tell him I will give him a couple of hundred pounds to marry Miss Malcolm without delay； and undertake to procure him a living from some of my friends。〃
〃Softly； my lady； you must first tell me the meaning of all this haste of kindness；〃 said I； in my calm methodical manner。 At the which she began to cry and sob； like a petted bairn； and to bewail her ruin； and the dishonour of her family。 I was surprised； and beginning to be confounded； at length out it came。 The flunkey had that night brought two London letters from the Irville post； and Kate Malcolm being out of the way when he came home； he took them both in to her ladyship on the silver server； as was his custom； and her ladyship； not jealousing that Kate could have a correspondence with London； thought both the letters were for herself； for they were franked； so； as it happened； she opened the one that was for Kate； and this； too； from the young laird； her own son。 She could not believe her eyes when she saw the first words in his hand of write； and she read； and she better read； till she read all the letter； by which she came to know that Kate and her darling were trysted； and that this was not the first love…letter which had passed between them。 She； therefore； tore it in pieces； and sent for me； and screamed for Kate； in short； went； as it were； off at
the head； and was neither to bind nor to hold on account of this intrigue； as she； in her wrath； stigmatised the innocent gallanting of poor Kate and the young laird。
I listened in patience to all she had to say anent the discovery； and offered her the very best advice； but she derided my judgment； and because I would not speak outright to Mr Lorimore； and get him to marry Kate off hand； she bade me good…night with an air； and sent for him herself。 He； however； was on the brink of marriage with his present worthy helpmate； and declined her ladyship's proposals； which angered her still more。 But although there was surely a great lack of discretion in all this； and her ladyship was entirely overcome with her passion； she would not part with Kate； nor allow her to quit the house with me； but made her sup with her as usual that night； calling her sometimes a perfidious baggage； and at other times； forgetting her delirium； speaking to her as kindly as ever。 At night； Kate as usual helped her ladyship into her bed； （this she told me with tears in her eyes next morning；） and when Lady Macadam； as was her wont； bent to kiss her for good…night； she suddenly recollected 〃the intrigue；〃 and gave Kate such a slap on the side of the head； as quite dislocated for a time the intellects of the poor young lassie。 Next morning； Kate was solemnly advised never to write again to the laird； while the lady wrote him a letter； which； she said； would be as good as a birch to the breech of the boy。 Nothing； therefore； for some time； indeed； throughout the year； came of the matter； but her ladyship； when Mrs Balwhidder soon after called on her； said that I was a nose…of…wax； and that she never would speak to me again； which surely was not a polite thing to say to Mrs Balwhidder； my second wife。
This stramash was the first time I had interposed in the family concerns of my people； for it was against my nature to make or meddle with private actions saving only such as in course of nature came before the session； but I was not satisfied with the principles of Lady Macadam； and I began to be weary about Kate Malcolm's situation with her ladyship； whose ways of thinking I saw were not to be depended on； especially in those things wherein her pride and vanity were concerned。 But the time ran onthe butterflies and the blossoms were succeeded by the leaves and the fruit； and nothing of a particular nature farther molested the general tranquillity of this year； about the end of which； there came on a sudden frost； after a tack of wet weather。 The roads were just a sheet of ice； like a frozen river； insomuch that the coal…carts could not work； and one of our cows； （Mrs Balwhidder said； after the accident； it was our best； but it was not so much thought of before；） fell in coming from the glebe to the byre； and broke its two hinder legs； which obligated us to kill it； in order to put the beast out of pain。 As this happened after we had salted our mart； it occasioned us to have a double crop of puddings； and such a show of hams in the