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〃Oh； for an axe！〃 moaned Elizabeth； again。
〃Excuse me； your Majesty；〃 put in Xanthippe。 〃You said that before； and I must say it is getting tiresome。 You couldn't do anything with an axe。 Suppose you had one。 What earthly good would it do you； who were accustomed to doing all your killing by proxy？ I don't believe； if you had the unmannerly person who slammed the door in your face lying prostrate upon the billiard…table here； you could hit him a square blow in the neck if you had a hundred axes。 Delilah might as well cry for her scissors； for all the good it would do us in our predicament。 If Cleopatra had her asp with her it might be more to the purpose。 One deadly little snake like that let loose on the upper deck would doubtless drive these boors into the sea； and even then our condition would not be bettered； for there isn't any of us that can sail a boat。 There isn't an old salt among us。〃
〃Too bad Mrs。 Lot isn't along；〃 giggled Marguerite de Valois； whose Gallic spirits were by no means overshadowed by the unhappy predicament in which she found herself。
〃I'm here；〃 piped up Mrs。 Lot。 〃But I'm not that kind of a salt。〃
〃I am present；〃 said Mrs。 Noah。 〃Though why I ever came I don't know； for I vowed the minute I set my foot on Ararat that dry land was good enough for me； and that I'd never step aboard another boat as long as I lived。 If； however； now that I am here； I can give you the benefit of my nautical experience； you are all perfectly welcome to it。〃
〃I'm sure we're very much obliged for the offer；〃 said Portia； 〃but in the emergency which has arisen we cannot say how much obliged we are until we know what your experience amounted to。 Before relying upon you we ought to know how far that reliance can gonot that I lack confidence in you； my dear madam； but that in an hour of peril one must take care； to rely upon the oak； not upon the reed。〃
〃The point is properly taken；〃 said Elizabeth； 〃and I wish to say here that I am easier in my mind when I realize that we have with us so level…headed a person as the lady who has just spoken。 She has spoken truly and to the point。 If I were to become queen again； I should make her my attorney…general。 We must not go ahead impulsively； but look at all things in a calm； judicial manner。〃
〃Which is pretty hard work with a sea like this on；〃 remarked Ophelia； faintly； for she was getting a trifle sallow； as indeed she might； for the House…boat was beginning to roll tremendously with no alleviation save an occasional pitch； which was an alleviation only in the sense that it gave variety to their discomfort。 〃I don't believe a chief…justice could look at things calmly and in a judicial manner if he felt as I do。〃
〃Poor dear！〃 said the matronly Mrs。 Noah； sympathetically。 〃I know exactly how you feel。 I have been there myself。 The fourth day out I and my whole family were in the same condition； except that Noah； my husband； was so very far gone that I could not afford to yield。 I nursed him for six days before he got his sea…legs on； and then succumbed myself。〃
〃But；〃 gasped Ophelia； 〃that doesn't help me …
〃It did my husband；〃 said Mrs。 Noah。
〃When he heard that the boys were seasick too； he actually laughed and began to get better right away。 There is really only one cure for the mal de mer； and that is the fun of knowing that somebody else is suffering too。 If some of you ladies would kindly yield to the seductions of the sea； I think we could get this poor girl on her feet in an instant。〃
Unfortunately for poor Ophelia； there was no immediate response to this appeal； and the unhappy young woman was forced to suffer in solitude。
〃We have no time for untimely diversions of this sort；〃 snapped Xanthippe； with a scornful glance at the suffering Ophelia； who； having retired to a comfortable lounge at an end of the room； was evidently improving。 〃I have no sympathy with this habit some of my sex seem to have acquired of succumbing to an immediate sensation of this nature。〃
〃I hope to be pardoned for interrupting；〃 said Mrs。 Noah； with a great deal of firmness； 〃but I wish Mrs。 Socrates to understand that it is rather early in the voyage for her to lay down any such broad principle as that； and for her own sake to…morrow； I think it would be well if she withdrew the sentiment。 There are certain things about a sea…voyage that are more or less beyond the control of man or woman； and any one who chides that poor suffering child on yonder sofa ought to be more confident than Mrs。 Socrates can possibly be that within an hour she will not be as badly off。 People who live in glass houses should not throw dice。〃
〃I shall never yield to anything so undignified as seasickness； let me tell you that；〃 retorted Xanthippe。 〃Furthermore； the proverb is not as the lady has quoted it。 'People who live in glass houses should not throw stones' is the proper version。〃
〃I was not quoting；〃 returned Mrs。 Noah； calmly。 〃When I said that people who live in glass houses should not throw dice； I meant precisely what I said。 People who live in glass houses should not take chances。 In assuming with such vainglorious positiveness that she will not be seasick； the lady who has just spoken is giving tremendous odds； as the boys used to say on the Ark when we gathered about the table at night and began to make small wagers on the day's run。〃
〃I think we had better suspend this discussion；〃 suggested Cleopatra。 〃It is of no immediate interest to any one but Ophelia； and I fancy she does not care to dwell upon it at any great length。 It is more important that we should decide upon our future course of action。 In the first place； the question is who these people up on deck are。 If they are the members of the club； we are all right。 They will give us our scare； and land us safely again at the pier。 In that event it is our womanly duty to manifest no concern； and to seem to be aware of nothing unusual in the proceeding。 It would never do to let them think that their joke has been a good one。 If； on the other hand； as I fear； we are the victims of some horde of ruffians； who have pounced upon us unawares； and are going into the business of abduction on a wholesale basis； we must meet treachery with treachery； strategy with strategy。 I； for one； am perfectly willing to make every man on board walk the plank； having confidence in the seawomanship of Mrs。 Noah and her ability to steer us into port。〃
〃I am quite in accord with these views；〃 put in Madame Recamier； 〃and I move you； Mrs。 President； that we organize a series of sub… committeesone on treachery； with Lucretia Borgia and Delilah as members； one on strategy； consisting of Portia and Queen Elizabeth； one on navigation； headed by Mrs。 Noah； with a final sub…committee on reconnoitre； with Cassandra to look forward； and Mrs。 Lot to look aftall of these subordinated to a central committee of safety headed by Cleopatra and Calpurnia。 The rest of us can then commit ourselves and our interests unreservedly to these ladies； and proceed to enjoy ourselves without thought of the morrow。〃
〃I second the motion；〃 said Ophelia； 〃with the amendment that Madame Recamier be appointed chair…lady of another sub…committee； on entertainment。〃
The amendment was accepted； and the motion put。 It was carried with an enthusiastic aye； and the organization was complete。
The various committees retired to the several corners of the room to discuss their individual lines of action； when a shadow was observed to obscure the moonlight which had been streaming in through the window。 The faces of Calpurnia and Cleopatra blanched for an instant； as； immediately following upon this apparition； a large bundle was hurled through the open port into the middle of the room； and the shadow vanished。
〃Is it a bomb？〃 cried several of the ladies at once。
〃Nonsense！〃 said Madame Recamier； jumping lightly forward。 〃A man doesn't mind blowing a woman up； but he'll never blow himself up。 We're safe enough in that respect。 The thing looks to me like a bundle of illustrated papers。〃
〃That's what it is；〃 said Cleopatra who had been investigating。 〃It's rather a discourteous bit of courtesy； tossing them in through the window that way； I think； but I presume they mean well。 Dear me；〃 she added； as； having untied the bundle； she held one of the open papers up before her； 〃how interesting！ All the latest Paris fashions。 Humph！ Look at those sleeves； Elizabeth。 What an impregnable fortress you would have been with those sleeves added to your ruffs！〃
〃I should think they'd be very becoming；〃 put in Cassandra； standing on her tip…toes and looking over Cleopatra's shoulder。 〃That Watteau isn't bad； either； is it； now？〃
〃No；〃 remarked Calpurnia。 〃I wonder how a Watteau back like that would go on my blue alpaca？〃
〃Very nicely；〃 said Elizabeth。 〃How many gores has it？〃
〃Five；〃 observed Calpurnia。 〃One more than Caesar's toga。 We had to have our costumes distinct in some way。〃
〃A remarkable hat； that；〃 nodded Mrs。 Lot； her eye catching sight of a Virot creation at the top of the page。
〃Reminds me of Eve's description of an autumn scene in the garden；〃 smiled Mrs。 Noah。 〃Gorgeous in its foliage； beaut