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〃Well； of course； that fixed the scheme。 The women boarders all left
the next morning。 The landlord wouldn't speak to us for two days； but
when he found we had money to pay our way he loosened up。
〃So me and Andy had a quiet； restful summer after all； coming away
from Crow Knob with 1；100； that we enticed out of old Smoke…'em…out
playing seven up。〃
VIII
SHEARING THE WOLF
Jeff Peters was always eloquent when the ethics of his profession was
under discussion。
〃The only times；〃 said he； 〃that me and Andy Tucker ever had any
hiatuses in our cordial intents was when we differed on the moral
aspects of grafting。 Andy had his standards and I had mine。 I didn't
approve of all of Andy's schemes for levying contributions from the
public； and he thought I allowed my conscience to interfere too often
for the financial good of the firm。 We had high arguments sometimes。
One word led on to another till he said I reminded him of Rockefeller。
〃'I don't know how you mean that； Andy；' says I； 'but we have been
friends too long for me to take offense； at a taunt that you will
regret when you cool off。 I have yet；' says I； 'to shake hands with a
subpoena server。'
〃One summer me and Andy decided to rest up a spell in a fine little
town in the mountains of Kentucky called Grassdale。 We was supposed to
be horse drovers； and good decent citizens besides； taking a summer
vacation。 The Grassdale people liked us； and me and Andy declared a
cessation of hostilities； never so much as floating the fly leaf of a
rubber concession prospectus or flashing a Brazilian diamond while we
was there。
〃One day the leading hardware merchant of Grassdale drops around to
the hotel where me and Andy stopped； and smokes with us； sociable； on
the side porch。 We knew him pretty well from pitching quoits in the
afternoons in the court house yard。 He was a loud； red man； breathing
hard； but fat and respectable beyond all reason。
〃After we talk on all the notorious themes of the day； this Murkison
for such was his entitlementstakes a letter out of his coat pocket
in a careful； careless way and hands it to us to read。
〃'Now； what do you think of that？' says he； laughing'a letter like
that to ME！'
〃Me and Andy sees at a glance what it is； but we pretend to read it
through。 It was one of them old time typewritten green goods letters
explaining how for 1；000 you could get 5；000 in bills that an expert
couldn't tell from the genuine； and going on to tell how they were
made from plates stolen by an employee of the Treasury at Washington。
〃'Think of 'em sending a letter like that to ME！' says Murkison again。
〃'Lot's of good men get 'em；' says Andy。 'If you don't answer the
first letter they let you drop。 If you answer it they write again
asking you to come on with your money and do business。'
〃'But think of 'em writing to ME！' says Murkison。
〃A few days later he drops around again。
〃'Boys；' says he； 'I know you are all right or I wouldn't confide in
you。 I wrote to them rascals again just for fun。 They answered and
told me to come on to Chicago。 They said telegraph to J。 Smith when I
would start。 When I get there I'm to wait on a certain street corner
till a man in a gray suit comes along and drops a newspaper in front
of me。 Then I am to ask him how the water is； and he knows it's me and
I know it's him。'
〃'Ah； yes；' says Andy； gaping； 'it's the same old game。 I've often
read about it in the papers。 Then he conducts you to the private
abattoir in the hotel； where Mr。 Jones is already waiting。 They show
you brand new real money and sell you all you want at five for one。
You see 'em put it in a satchel for you and know it's there。 Of course
it's brown paper when you come to look at it afterward。'
〃'Oh； they couldn't switch it on me；' says Murkison。 'I haven't built
up the best paying business in Grassdale without having witticisms
about me。 You say it's real money they show you； Mr。 Tucker？'
〃'I've alwaysI see by the papers that it always is；' says Andy。
〃'Boys；' says Murkison； 'I've got it in my mind that them fellows
can't fool me。 I think I'll put a couple of thousand in my jeans and
go up there and put it all over 'em。 If Bill Murkison gets his eyes
once on them bills they show him he'll never take 'em off of 'em。 They
offer 5 for 1； and they'll have to stick to the bargain if I tackle
'em。 That's the kind of trader Bill Murkison is。 Yes； I jist believe
I'll drop up Chicago way and take a 5 to 1 shot on J。 Smith。 I guess
the water'll be fine enough。'
〃Me and Andy tries to get this financial misquotation out of
Murkison's head； but we might as well have tried to keep the man who
rolls peanuts with a toothpick from betting on Bryan's election。 No；
sir； he was going to perform a public duty by catching these green
goods swindlers at their own game。 Maybe it would teach 'em a lesson。
〃After Murkison left us me and Andy sat a while prepondering over our
silent meditations and heresies of reason。 In our idle hours we always
improved our higher selves by ratiocination and mental thought。
〃'Jeff；' says Andy after a long time； 'quite unseldom I have seen fit
to impugn your molars when you have been chewing the rag with me about
your conscientious way of doing business。 I may have been often wrong。
But here is a case where I think we can agree。 I feel that it would be
wrong for us to allow Mr。 Murkison to go alone to meet those Chicago
green goods men。 There is but one way it can end。 Don't you think we
would both feel better if we was to intervene in some way and prevent
the doing of this deed？'
〃I got up and shook Andy Tucker's hand hard and long。
〃'Andy；' says I； 'I may have had one or two hard thoughts about the
heartlessness of your corporation； but I retract 'em now。 You have a
kind nucleus at the interior of your exterior after all。 It does you
credit。 I was just thinking the same thing that you have expressed。 It
would not be honorable or praiseworthy；' says I； 'for us to let
Murkison go on with this project he has taken up。 If he is determined
to go let us go with him and prevent this swindle from coming off。'
〃Andy agreed with me； and I was glad to see that he was in earnest
about breaking up this green goods scheme。
〃'I don't call myself a religious man；' says I； 'or a fanatic in moral
bigotry； but I can't stand still and see a man who has built up his
business by his own efforts and brains and risk be robbed by an
unscrupulous trickster who is a menace to the public good。'
〃'Right； Jeff；' says Andy。 'We'll stick right along with Murkison if
he insists on going and block this funny business。 I'd hate to see any
money dropped in it as bad as you would。'
〃Well； we went to see Murkison。
〃'No； boys；' says he。 'I can't consent to let the song of this Chicago
siren waft by me on the summer breeze。 I'll fry some fat out of this
ignis fatuus or burn a hole in the skillet。 But I'd be plumb diverted
to death to have you all go along with me。 Maybe you could help some
when it comes to cashing in the ticket to that 5 to 1 shot。 Yes； I'd
really take it as a pastime and regalement if you boys would go along
too。'
〃Murkison gives it out in Grassdale that he is going for a few days
with Mr。 Peters and Mr。 Tucker to look over some iron ore property in
West Virginia。 He wires J。 Smith that he will set foot in the spider
web on a given date； and the three of us lights out for Chicago。
〃On the way Murkison amuses himself with premonitions and advance
pleasant recollections。
〃'In a gray suit；' says he； 'on the southwest corner of Wabash avenue
and Lake street。 He drops the paper； and I ask how the water is。 Oh；
my； my； my！' And then he laughs all over for five minutes。
〃Sometimes Murkison was serious and tried to talk himself out of his
cogitations； whatever they was。
〃'Boys；' says he； 'I wouldn't have this to get out in Grassdale for
ten times a thousand dollars。 It would ruin me there。 But I know you
all are all right。 I think it's the duty of every citizen；' says he；
'to try to do up these robbers that prey upon the public。 I'll show
'em whether the water's fine。 Five dollars for onethat's what J。
Smith offers； and he'll have to keep his contract if he does business
with Bill Murkison。'
〃We got into Chicago about 7 P。M。 Murkison was to meet the gray man at
half past 9。 We had dinner at a hotel and then went up to Murkison's
room to wait for the time to come。
〃'Now； boys；' says Murkison； 'let's get our gumption together and
inoculate a plan for defeating the enemy。 Suppose while I'm exchanging
airy bandage with the gray capper you gents come along； by accident；
you know； and holler： 〃Hello； Murk！〃 and shake hands with symptoms of
surprise and familiarity。 Then I take the capper aside and tell him
you all are Jenkins and Brown of Grassdale； groceries and feed； good
men and maybe willing to take a chance while away from home。'
〃'〃Bring 'em along；〃 he'll say； of course； 〃if they care to invest。〃
Now； how does that scheme strike you？'
〃'What do you say； Jeff？' says Andy； looking at me。
〃'Why； I'll tell you what I say；' says I。 'I say let's settle this
thing right here now。 I don't se