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STREPSIADES
And is it not rightly done； since he refuses military service？ But
what use is there in learning what we all know？
SOCRATES
You know nothing about it。 Come； lie down there。
STREPSIADES
What for？
SOCRATES
Ponder awhile over matters that interest you。
STREPSIADES
Oh！ I pray you； not there but； if I must lie down and ponder；
let me lie on the ground。
SOCRATES
That's out of the question。 Come！ on the couch！
STREPSIADES （as he lies down）
What cruel fate！ What a torture the bugs will this day put me to！
（Socrates turns aside。）
CHORUS （singing）
Ponder and examine closely； gather your thoughts together； let
your mind turn to every side of things； if you meet with a difficulty；
spring quickly to some other idea； above all； keep your eyes away from
all gentle sleep。
STREPSIADES （singing）
Ow； Wow； Wow； Wow is me！
CHORUS （singing）
What ails you？ why do you cry so？
STREPSIADES
Oh！ I am a dead man！ Here are these cursed Corinthians advancing
upon me from all corners of the couch； they are biting me； they are
gnawing at my sides； they are drinking all my blood； they are
yanking of my balls； they are digging into my arse； they are killing
me！
LEADER OF THE CHORUS
Not so much wailing and clamour； if you please。
STREPSIADES
How can I obey？ I have lost my money and my complexion； my blood
and my slippers； and to cap my misery； I must keep awake on this
couch； when scarce a breath of life is left in me。
（A brief interval of silence ensues。）
SOCRATES
Well now！ what are you doing？ are you reflecting？
STREPSIADES
Yes； by Posidon！
SOCRATES
What about？
STREPSIADES
Whether the bugs will entirely devour me。
SOCRATES
May death seize you； accursed man！
（He turns aside again。）
STREPSIADES
Ah it has already。
SOCRATES
Come； no giving way！ Cover up your head； the thing to do is to
find an ingenious alternative。
STREPSIADES
An alternative！ ah！ I only wish one would come to me from within
these coverlets！
（Another interval of silence ensues。）
SOCRATES
Wait！ let us see what our fellow is doing！ Ho！ are you asleep？
STREPSIADES
No； by Apollo！
SOCRATES
Have you got hold of anything？
STREPSIADES
No； nothing whatever。
SOCRATES
Nothing at all？
STREPSIADES
No； nothing except my tool； which I've got in my hand。
SOCRATES
Aren't you going to cover your head immediately and ponder？
STREPSIADES
On what？ Come； Socrates； tell me。
SOCRATES
Think first what you want； and then tell me。
STREPSIADES
But I have told you a thousand times what I want。 Not to pay any
of my creditors。
SOCRATES
Come； wrap yourself up； concentrate your mind； which wanders to
lightly； study every detail； scheme and examine thoroughly。
STREPSIADES
Alas！ Alas！
SOCRATES
Keep still； and if any notion troubles you； put it quickly
aside； then resume it and think over it again。
STREPSIADES
My dear little Socrates！
SOCRATES
What is it； old greybeard？
STREPSIADES
I have a scheme for not paying my debts。
SOCRATES
Let us hear it。
STREPSIADES
Tell me； if I purchased a Thessalian witch； I could make the
moon descend during the night and shut it； like a mirror； into a round
box and there keep it carefully。。。。
SOCRATES
How would you gain by that？
STREPSIADES
How？ why； if the moon did not rise； I would have no interest to
pay。
SOCRATES
Why so？
STREPSIADES
Because money is lent by the month。
SOCRATES
Good！ but I am going to propose another trick to you。 If you
were condemned to pay five talents； how would you manage to quash that
verdict？ Tell me。
STREPSIADES
How？ how？ I don't know； I must think。
SOCRATES
Do you always shut your thoughts within yourself？ Let your ideas
fly in the air； like a may…bug； tied by the foot with a thread。
STREPSIADES
I have found a very clever way to annul that conviction； you
will admit that much yourself。
SOCRATES
What is it？
STREPSIADES
Have you ever seen a beautiful； transparent stone at the
druggists'； with which you may kindle fire？
SOCRATES
You mean a crystal lens。
STREPSIADES
That's right。 Well； now if I placed myself with this stone in
the sun and a long way off from the clerk； while he was writing out
the conviction； I could make all the wax； upon which the words were
written； melt。
SOCRATES
Well thought out； by the Graces！
STREPSIADES
Ah！ I am delighted to have annulled the decree that was to cost me
five talents。
SOCRATES
Come； take up this next question quickly。
STREPSIADES
Which？
SOCRATES
If； when summoned to court； you were in danger of losing your case
for want of witnesses； how would you make the conviction fall upon
your opponent？
STREPSIADES
That's very simple and easy。
SOCRATES
Let me hear。
STREPSIADES
This way。 If another case had to be pleaded before mine was
called； I should run and hang myself。
SOCRATES
You talk rubbish！
STREPSIADES
Not so； by the gods！ if I were dead； no action could lie against
me。
SOCRATES
You are merely beating the air。 Get out！ I will give you no more
lessons。
STREPSIADES （imploringly）
Why not？ Oh！ Socrates！ in the name of the gods！
SOCRATES
But you forget as fast as you learn。 Come； what was the thing I
taught you first？ Tell me。
STREPSIADES
Ah let me see。 What was the first thing？ What was it then？ Ah！
that thing in which we knead the bread； oh！ my god！ what do you call
it？
SOCRATES
Plague take the most forgetful and silliest of old addlepates！
STREPSIADES
Alas！ what a calamity！ what will become of me？ I am undone if I do
not learn how to ply my tongue。 Oh！ Clouds！ give me good advice。
CHORUS…LEADER
Old man； we counsel you； if you have brought up a son； to send him
to learn in your stead。
STREPSIADES
Undoubtedly I have a son； as well endowed as the best； but he is
unwilling to learn。 What will become of me？
CHORUS…LEADER
And you don't make him obey you？
STREPSIADES
You see； he is big and strong； moreover； through his mother he
is a descendant of those fine birds； the race of Coesyra。
Nevertheless； I will go and find him； and if he refuses； I will turn
him out of the house。 Go in； Socrates； and wait for me awhile。
（SOCRATES goes into the Thoughtery； STREPSIADES into his own house。）
CHORUS （singing）
Do you understand； Socrates； that thanks to us you will be
loaded with benefits？ Here is a man； ready to obey you in all
things。 You see how he is carried away with admiration and enthusiasm。
Profit by it to clip him as short as possible； fine chances are all
too quickly gone。
STREPSIADES （coming out of his house and pushing his son in front of
him） No； by the Clouds！ you stay here no longer； go and devour the
ruins of your uncle Megacles' fortune。
PHIDIPPIDES
Oh！ my poor father！ what has happened to you？ By the Olympian
Zeus！ You are no longer in your senses！
STREPSIADES
Look！ 〃the Olympian Zeus。〃 Oh！ you fool！ to believe in Zeus at
your age！
PHIDIPPIDES
What is there in that to make you laugh？
STREPSIADES
You are then a tiny little child； if you credit such antiquated
rubbish！ But come here； that I may teach you； I will tell you
something very necessary to know to be a man； but do not repeat it
to anybody。
PHIDIPPIDES
Tell me； what is it？
STREPSIADES
Just now you swore by Zeus。
PHIDIPPIDES
Sure I did。
STREPSIADES
Do you see how good it is to learn？ Phidippides； there is no Zeus。
PHIDIPPIDES
What is there then？
STREPSIADES
The Whirlwind has driven out Zeus and is King now。
PHIDIPPIDES
What drivel！
STREPSIADES
You must realize that it is true。
PHIDIPPIDES
And who says so？
STREPSIADES
Socrates； the Melian； and Chaerephon； who knows how to measure the
jump of a flea。
PHIDIPPIDES
Have you reached such a pitch of madness that you believe those
bilious fellows？
STREPSIADES
Use better language； and do not insult men who are clever and full
of wisdom； who； to economize； never shave； shun the gymnasia and never
go to the baths； while you； you only await my death to eat up my
wealth。 But come； come as quickly as you can to learn in my stead。
PHIDIPPIDES
And what good can be learnt of them？
STREPSIADES
What good indeed？ Why； all human knowledge。 Firstly； y