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es； and be off to the servants' quarters。〃
〃I regret the mistake extremely；〃 said Chichikov。
〃But it is not a mistake。 When you have tried the dinner which I have in store for you； just see whether you think IT a mistake。 Enter； I beg of you。〃 And； taking Chichikov by the arm； the host conducted him within； where they were met by a couple of youths。
〃Let me introduce my two sons； home for their holidays from the Gymnasium＇3＇；〃 said Pietukh。 〃Nikolasha； come and entertain our good visitor； while you； Aleksasha； follow me。〃 And with that the host disappeared。
＇3＇ Secondary School。
Chichikov turned to Nikolasha； whom he found to be a budding man about town； since at first he opened a conversation by stating that； as no good was to be derived from studying at a provincial institution； he and his brother desired to remove； rather； to St。 Petersburg； the provinces not being worth living in。
〃I quite understand；〃 Chichikov thought to himself。 〃The end of the chapter will be confectioners' assistants and the boulevards。〃
〃Tell me；〃 he added aloud； 〃how does your father's property at present stand？〃
〃It is all mortgaged；〃 put in the father himself as he re…entered the room。 〃Yes； it is all mortgaged； every bit of it。〃
〃What a pity！〃 thought Chichikov。 〃At this rate it will not be long before this man has no property at all left。 I must hurry my departure。〃 Aloud he said with an air of sympathy： 〃That you have mortgaged the estate seems to me a matter of regret。〃
〃No； not at all；〃 replied Pietukh。 〃In fact； they tell me that it is a good thing to do； and that every one else is doing it。 Why should I act differently from my neighbours？ Moreover； I have had enough of living here； and should like to try Moscowmore especially since my sons are always begging me to give them a metropolitan education。〃
〃Oh； the fool； the fool！〃 reflected Chichikov。 〃He is for throwing up everything and making spendthrifts of his sons。 Yet this is a nice property； and it is clear that the local peasants are doing well； and that the family； too； is comfortably off。 On the other hand； as soon as ever these lads begin their education in restaurants and theatres； the devil will away with every stick of their substance。 For my own part； I could desire nothing better than this quiet life in the country。〃
〃Let me guess what is in your mind；〃 said Pietukh。
〃What； then？〃 asked Chichikov； rather taken aback。
〃You are thinking to yourself： 'That fool of a Pietukh has asked me to dinner； yet not a bite of dinner do I see。' But wait a little。 It will be ready presently； for it is being cooked as fast as a maiden who has had her hair cut off plaits herself a new set of tresses。〃
〃Here comes Platon Mikhalitch； father！〃 exclaimed Aleksasha； who had been peeping out of the window。
〃Yes； and on a grey horse；〃 added his brother。
〃Who is Platon Mikhalitch？〃 inquired Chichikov。
〃A neighbour of ours； and an excellent fellow。〃
The next moment Platon Mikhalitch himself entered the room； accompanied by a sporting dog named Yarb。 He was a tall； handsome man； with extremely red hair。 As for his companion； it was of the keen…muzzled species used for shooting。
〃Have you dined yet？〃 asked the host。
〃Yes；〃 replied Platon。
〃Indeed？ What do you mean by coming here to laugh at us all？ Do I ever go to YOUR place after dinner？〃
The newcomer smiled。 〃Well； if it can bring you any comfort；〃 he said； 〃let me tell you that I ate nothing at the meal； for I had no appetite。〃
〃But you should see what I have caughtwhat sort of a sturgeon fate has brought my way！ Yes； and what crucians and carp！〃
〃Really it tires one to hear you。 How come you always to be so cheerful？〃
〃And how come YOU always to be so gloomy？〃 retorted the host。
〃How； you ask？ Simply because I am so。〃
〃The truth is you don't eat enough。 Try the plan of making a good dinner。 Weariness of everything is a modern invention。 Once upon a time one never heard of it。〃
〃Well； boast away； but have you yourself never been tired of things？〃
〃Never in my life。 I do not so much as know whether I should find time to be tired。 In the morning； when one awakes； the cook is waiting； and the dinner has to be ordered。 Then one drinks one's morning tea； and then the bailiff arrives for HIS orders； and then there is fishing to be done； and then one's dinner has to be eaten。 Next； before one has even had a chance to utter a snore； there enters once again the cook； and one has to order supper； and when she has departed； behold； back she comes with a request for the following day's dinner！ What time does THAT leave one to be weary of things？〃
Throughout this conversation； Chichikov had been taking stock of the newcomer； who astonished him with his good looks； his upright； picturesque figure； his appearance of fresh； unwasted youthfulness； and the boyish purity； innocence； and clarity of his features。 Neither passion nor care nor aught of the nature of agitation or anxiety of mind had ventured to touch his unsullied face； or to lay a single wrinkle thereon。 Yet the touch of life which those emotions might have imparted was wanting。 The face was； as it were； dreaming； even though from time to time an ironical smile disturbed it。
〃I； too； cannot understand；〃 remarked Chichikov； 〃how a man of your appearance can find things wearisome。 Of course； if a man is hard pressed for money； or if he has enemies who are lying in wait for his life （as have certain folk of whom I know）； well； then〃
〃Believe me when I say；〃 interrupted the handsome guest； 〃that； for the sake of a diversion； I should be glad of ANY sort of an anxiety。 Would that some enemy would conceive a grudge against me！ But no one does so。 Everything remains eternally dull。〃
〃But perhaps you lack a sufficiency of land or souls？〃
〃Not at all。 I and my brother own ten thousand desiatins＇4＇ of land； and over a thousand souls。〃
＇4＇ The desiatin = 2。86 English acres。
〃Curious！ I do not understand it。 But perhaps the harvest has failed； or you have sickness about； and many of your male peasants have died of it？〃
〃On the contrary； everything is in splendid order； for my brother is the best of managers。〃
〃Then to find things wearisome！〃 exclaimed Chichikov。 〃It passes my comprehension。〃 And he shrugged his shoulders。
〃Well； we will soon put weariness to flight；〃 interrupted the host。 〃Aleksasha； do you run helter…skelter to the kitchen； and there tell the cook to serve the fish pasties。 Yes； and where have that gawk of an Emelian and that thief of an Antoshka got to？ Why have they not handed round the zakuski？〃
At this moment the door opened； and the 〃gawk〃 and the 〃thief〃 in question made their appearance with napkins and a traythe latter bearing six decanters of variously…coloured beverages。 These they placed upon the table； and then ringed them about with glasses and platefuls of every conceivable kind of appetiser。 That done； the servants applied themselves to bringing in various comestibles under covers； through which could be heard the hissing of hot roast viands。 In particular did the 〃gawk〃 and the 〃thief〃 work hard at their tasks。 As a matter of fact； their appellations had been given them merely to spur them to greater activity； for； in general； the barin was no lover of abuse； but； rather； a kind…hearted man who； like most Russians； could not get on without a sharp word or two。 That is to say； he needed them for his tongue as he need a glass of vodka for his digestion。 What else could you expect？ It was his nature to care for nothing mild。
To the zakuski succeeded the meal itself； and the host became a perfect glutton on his guests' behalf。 Should he notice that a guest had taken but a single piece of a comestible； he added thereto another one； saying： 〃Without a mate； neither man nor bird can live in this world。〃 Should any one take two pieces； he added thereto a third； saying： 〃What is the good of the number 2？ God loves a trinity。〃 Should any one take three pieces； he would say： 〃Where do you see a waggon with three wheels？ Who builds a three…cornered hut？〃 Lastly； should any one take four pieces； he would cap them with a fifth； and add thereto the punning quip； 〃Na piat opiat＇5＇〃。 After devouring at least twelve steaks of sturgeon； Chichikov ventured to think to himself； 〃My host cannot possibly add to THEM；〃 but found that he was mistaken； for； without a word； Pietukh heaped upon his plate an enormous portion of spit…roasted veal； and also some kidneys。 And what veal it was！
＇5＇ 〃One more makes five。〃
〃That calf was fed two years on milk；〃 he explained。 〃I cared for it like my own son。〃
〃Nevertheless I can eat no more；〃 said Chichikov。
〃Do you try the veal before you say that you can eat no more。〃
〃But I could not get it down my throat。 There is no room left。〃
〃If there be no room in a church for a newcomer； the beadle is sent for； and room is very soon madeyes； even though before there was such a crush that an apple couldn't have been dropped between the people。 Do you try the veal； I say。 That piece is the titbit of all。〃
So Chichikov made the attempt； and in very truth the veal was beyond all praise； and room was found for it； even though one would have supposed the