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'This beer is definitely not what it was。' Pooley raised his pint and held it towards the light。 Through the clear amber liquid a row of puter lines etched on to the glass twinkled like the slats of a Venetian blind。
'I had been thinking the same；' Omally replied。 'It has a definitely metallic tang to it nowadays。'
An odd figure now entered the Flying Swan。 He appeared awkward and ill at ease amongst his surroundings。 The stranger wore a wide…brimmed hat of dark material and a similarly…coloured cloak which reached to the floor； exposing only the very tips of his Wellington boots。
'It's Soap；' Omally whispered。 'Now what do you suppose he is doing here？'
'e to pay us our thirty quid； hopefully；' said Jim； who even in wealth was never too aloof to forget a creditor。
Soap ordered a Guinness； without the head； and paid for the same with a gold nugget which the barman weighed up and mitted to the till。 The man in black approached the two seated drinkers。 'Good day；' he said。
'Not yet；' said the Omally。 'But you have my full permission to improve upon it should you so wish。'
'Might I take a seat？'
'If you must。'
Soap removed his hat and placed it upon the table。 His albino coiffure glowed stunningly even in the dim light of the saloon…bar； the pink eyes wandered between the two men。 'How's tricks？' he asked。
'Oh； going great guns；' Pooley made an airy gesture。 'Just sitting here drinking duff beer； waiting for the end of the world。 Ringside seats to boot。'
'Hm。' Soap toyed with the ample brim of his extraordinary hat。 'I'll tell you what though； but。 You're better off here than out there。' He thumbed away towards the glistening wall of light which shimmered in the distance beyond the Swan's upper panes。 'It's all hell for sure in that neck of the woods。'
'You mean you've been outside？' Omally raised his ample eyebrows。
'Naturally。' Soap tugged lewdly at his lower eye。 'You know the expression you can't keep a good man down？ Well here it's a case of a good man down is worth three in the Butts。 Good'n that； eh？ One of my own。'
'Bloody marvellous；' said Pooley without conviction。 'So what is going on out there？'
'Bad things。' Soap stared sombrely into his pint。 The sharpened； ear…rooting nail of his little finger traced a runic symbol upon the knap of his hatbrim。 'Bad things。' Soap sipped at his pint and drew a slim wrist across his mouth。 'Bloody chaos；' he said simply。 'It makes me sick at heart to see what goes on out there； but the Professor says that I must keep the watch。 Although he never says for what。'
'So what have you seen； Soap？'
'They are starving out there。' Soap's pink eyes darted up at his inquisitor。
'You're joking； surely？'
'I am not。 Since the institution of the new non…monetary system of exchange the entire country is literally in a state of civil war。'
'e now；' said Jim。 'What you mean is that a few die…hards are giving two fingers to the printed…palm brigade。 Bloody good luck to them I say。 I'll arrange to have a couple of million drawn out。 You take it with my blessings。'
'Money won't do it；' said Soap。 'Paper currency is illegal。 All assets were instantly frozen on the day of the change。 Each individual had to hand in his cash to the bank upon his turn for registration。 Those who refused to submit to the change found every door closed to them。 They could not travel upon buses or trains or buy petrol for their own cars； nor milk from the milkman； nor bread from the bakers。 Their friends and neighbours rejected them。 Even members of their own families； those who had the mark； refused them。 They were ostracized totally from society。 Many went straight to the banks but were told that they had missed their opportunity and that was that。'
'And that no man might buy or sell； save he that had the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name；' said Jim Pooley in a leaden voice。
'The very same。'
'The callous bastards；' said John Omally。 'So what happened then？'
'Exactly what you might expect。 Open rebellion on the part of the unmarked。 What they could no longer buy they took。 There was looting and burning and killing。 Much killing。 Under the direction of the Government's master puter martial law was imposed。 The puter issued a brief edict： all those who do not bear the mark to be shot on sight。'
'Are you making this up； Soap？' Omally leant forward in his seat and waggled his fist threateningly beneath the hollow Earther's all…but…transparent nose。 'Jim and I have both sussed that something pretty pony is going on here。 Although we are trapped by a seemingly impenetrable barrier； the shops never run dry。 There is always milk and fags； bread and beer； although that is tasting a bit odd of late。 It must all be ing in from the outside； although we haven't figured out exactly how as yet。 Parachutes in the dead of night we suspect。'
'You're on a wrong'n；' said Soap。 'Nothing gets in or out except me。 And there's no food going begging out there either。'
'So how do you account for it then？'
'It is all manufactured right here in the parish。'
'Oh rot；' said Jim。 'Do you see any cows grazing in the Memorial Park； or any hop fields or tobacco plantations？ Talk sense； Soap； please。 How could any of it be made here？'
'It is all artificially produced。 Every last little thing； it's all synthetic。 Including your manky beer。' Soap pushed his glass aside。 'I can't tell you how it's done but I can tell you who's doing it。'
'Lateinos and bloody Romiith；' said Omally in a doom…laden voice。
'None other。 What do you think the walls are up for anyway？'
'To keep us in；' Jim said gloomily。 'To keep me in and stop me spending my money。'
'Wrong；' said Soap。 'To keep the others out。 Those walls were whipped up to protect the master puter plex in Abaddon Street。 It is the centre of the whole operation。'
'They got my antique bedstead； the bastards；' snarled Omally； 'and now my beer also。 Will it never end？'
'But why is this master plex in Brentford？' Jim asked。 Td always pictured Armageddon getting off to its first round in a somewhat more Biblical setting。 The gasworks and the flyover just don't seem to fit。'
'You'll have to ask the Professor about that；' said Soap。 'Or possibly your man there。' Soap stretched out a pale hand towards the tall； gaunt spectre wearing long out…moded tweeds and smoking a Turkish cigarette who now stood majestically framed in the Swan's famous portal。
'Gentlemen；' said Mr Sherlock Holmes； gesturing to the three seated figures； two of which were now cowering away and seeking invisibility； 'if I might just prevail upon your aid in a small matter。'
'And there was I utterly convinced that things could get no worse；' said John Omally。 'Oh foolish fellow me。'
18
Sherlock Holmes strode up the Baling Road； his cigarette billowing smoke about his angular visage。 Pooley and Omally plodded behind； and had they chosen to pause a moment and look around they might just have caught sight of the manhole cover which closed upon Soap's retreating form。
'I merely wish you to be close at hand；' said Sherlock Holmes as he marched along。 'Just button your lips and hang loose； got me？'
Pooley； who had recently purchased for the detective an advanced video recorder and the plete series of Basil Rathbone cassettes； thought to detect the hint of an American accent creeping into the Victorian voice。 'Oh； gotcha；' he said。
Outside Norman's corner…shop Holmes drew to a sudden halt。 His two followers did likewise and peered without enthusiasm through the spotless Plexiglas of the new aluminium…framed door to where Norman stood behind his shining counter。 The true shopkeeper was busy in his kitchenette； bent low over a set of indecipherable plans scrawled on to the innards of a cornflake packet。 He scarcely heard the shopdoor…bell chime out an electronic fanfare。 His double peered up from the countertop puter terminal and surveyed his three potential customers。 The Irish one； cowering to the rear； owed； he recalled。 Clearing his throat with a curiously mechanical coughing sound； he asked； 'How might we serve you； gentlemen？'
'We？' queried Sherlock Holmes。
'The plurality is used in a purely business sense；' the robot replied。 'We； the interest； which is Norman Hartnell； corner shop； as a small concern； realize the need to extend a personal wele to the prospective client in these petitive times。'
'Very precise；' said Sherlock Holmes。 'An ounce of Ships； if you please。'
'Certainly； sir。' The robot slipped his hand behind his back and drew out the packet。 Omally considered that to be a pretty sneaky move by any reckoning。
'You have redecorated your premises； I see；' said Holmes。
Considering this to be a simple statement of fact which required no reply； the robot offered none。
'And all achieved with the left hand。'
The creation stiffened ever so slightly but retained its posure； although a fleeting look of suspicion crossed its face。 Pooley and Omally both stepped back unconsciously。
'I was always given to understand that you were right…handed；' Holmes continued。
'That will be eighteen shillings and sixpence； please； sir。' The robot stretched forward both hands； that he might exhibit no per