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said; before Balin; who was wondering where in all this motion Bilbo was; knew what was happening; a sack was over his head; and he was down。
〃There's more to e yet;〃 said Tom; 〃or I'm mighty mistook。 Lots and none at all; it is;〃 said he。 〃No burra… hobbits; but lots of these here dwarves。 That's about the shape of it!〃
〃I reckon you're right;〃 said Bert; 〃and we'd best get out of the light。〃
And so they did。 With sacks in their hands; that they used for carrying off mutton and other plunder; they waited in the shadows。 As each dwarf came up and looked at the fire; and the spilled jugs; and the gnawed mutton; in surprise; pop! went a nasty smelly sack over his head; and he was down。 Soon Dwalin lay by Balin; and Fili and Kili together; and Dori and Nori and Ori all in a heap; and Oin and Gloin and Bifur and Bofur and Bombur piled unfortably near the fire。
〃That'll teach 'em;〃 said Tom; for Bifur and Bombur had given a lot of trouble; and fought like mad; as dwarves will when cornered。 Thorin came last…and he was not caught unawares。 He came expecting mischief; and didn't need to see his friends' legs sticking out of sacks to tell him that things were not all well。 He stood outside in the shadows some way off; and said: 〃What's all this trouble? Who has been knocking my people about?〃
〃It's trolls!〃 said Bilbo from behind a tree。 They had forgotten all about him。 〃They're hiding in the bushes with sacks;〃 said he。 〃O! are they?〃 said Thorin; and he jumped forward to the fire; before they could leap on him。 He caught up a big branch all on fire at one end; and Bert got that end in his eye before he could step aside。 That put him out of the battle for a bit。 Bilbo did his best。 He caught hold of Tom's leg…as well as he could; it was thick as a young tree…trunk …but he was sent spinning up into the top of some bushes; when Tom kicked the sparks up in Thorin's face。 Tom got the branch in his teeth for that; and lost one of the front ones。 It made him howl; I can tell you。 But just at that moment William came up behind and popped a sack right over Thorin's head and down to his toes。 And so the fight ended。 A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks; with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to remember) sitting by them; arguing whether they should roast them slowly; or mince them fine and boil them; or just sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly: and Bilbo up in a bush; with his clothes and his skin torn; not daring to move for fear they should hear him。
It was just then that Gandalf came back。 But no one saw him。 The trolls had just decided to roast the dwarves now and eat them later…that was Bert's idea; and after a lot of argument they had all agreed to it。 〃No good roasting 'em now; it'd take all night;〃 said a voice。 Bert thought it was William's。
〃Don't start the argument all over…again。 Bill;〃 he said; 〃or it will take all night。〃
〃Who's a…arguing?〃 said William; who thought it was。 Bert that had spoken。
〃You are;〃 said Bert。
〃You're a liar;〃 said William; and so the argument beg all over again。 In the end they decided to mince them fine and boil them。 So they got a black pot; and they took out their knives。
〃No good boiling 'em! We ain't got no water; and it's a long way to the well and all;〃 said a voice。 Bert and William thought it was Tom's。 〃Shut up!〃 said they; 〃or we'll never have done。 And yer can fetch the water yerself; if yer say any more。〃
〃Shut up yerself!〃 said Tom; who thought it was William's voice。 〃Who's arguing but you。 I'd like to know。〃
〃You're a booby;〃 said William。
〃Booby yerself!〃 said Tom。
And so the argument began all over again; and went on hotter than ever; until at last they decided to sit on the sacks one by one and squash them; and boil them next time。
〃Who shall we sit on first?〃 said the voice。
〃Better sit on the last fellow first;〃 said Bert; whose eye had been damaged by Thorin。 He thought Tom was talking。
〃Don't talk to yerself!〃 said Tom。 〃But if you wants to sit on the last one; sit on him。 Which is he?〃
〃The one with the yellow stockings;〃 said Bert。
〃Nonsense; the one with the grey stockings;〃 said a voice like William's。
〃I made sure it was yellow;〃 said Bert。
〃Yellow it was;〃 said William。
〃Then what did yer say it was grey for?〃 said Bert。
〃I never did。 Tom said it。〃
〃That I never did!〃 said Tom。 〃It was you。〃
〃Two to one; so shut yer mouth!〃 said Bert。
〃Who are you a…talkin' to?〃 said William。
〃Now stop it!〃 said Tom and Bert together。 〃The night's gettin' on; and dawn es early。 Let's get on with it!〃
〃Dawn take you all; and be stone to you!〃 said a voice that sounded like William's。 But it wasn't。 For just at that moment the light came over the hill; and there was a mighty twitter in the branches。 William never spoke for he stood turned to stone as he stooped; and Bert and Tom were stuck like rocks as they looked at him。 And there they stand to this day; all alone; unless the birds perch on them; for trolls; as you probably know; must be underground before dawn; or they go back to the stuff of the mountains they are made of; and never move again。 That is what had happened to Bert and Tom and William。 〃Excellent!〃 said Gandalf; as he stepped from behind a tree; and helped Bilbo to climb down out of a thorn…bush。 Then Bilbo understood。 It was the wizard's voice that had kept the trolls bickering and quarrelling; until the light came and made an end of them。
The next thing was to untie the sacks and let out the dwarves。 They were nearly suffocated; and very annoyed: they had not at all enjoyed lying there listening to the trolls making plans for roasting them and squashing them and mincing them。 They had to hear Bilbo's account of what had happened to him twice over; before they were satisfied。
〃Silly time to go practising pinching and pocket…picking;〃 said Bombur; 〃when what we wanted was fire and food!〃
〃And that's just what you wouldn't have got of those fellows without a struggle; in any case;〃 said Gandalf。
〃Anyhow you are wasting time now。 Don't you realize that the trolls must have a cave or a hole dug somewhere near to hide from the sun in? We must look into it!〃
They searched about; and soon found the marks of trolls' stony boots going away through the trees。 They followed the tracks up the hill; until hidden by bushes they came on a big door of stone leading to a cave。 But they could not open it; not though they all pushed while Gandalf tried various incantations。
〃Would this be any good?〃 asked Bilbo; when they were getting tired and angry。 〃I found it on the ground where the trolls had their fight。〃 He held out a largish key; though no doubt William had thought it very small and secret。 It must have fallen out of his pocket; very luckily; before he was turned to stone。
〃Why on earth didn't you mention it before?〃 they cried。 Gandalf grabbed it and fitted it into the key…hole。 Then the stone door swung back with one big push; and they all went inside。 There were bones on the floor and a nasty smell was in the air; but there was a good deal of food jumbled carelessly on shelves and on the ground; among an untidy litter of plunder; of all sorts from brass buttons to pots full of gold coins standing in a corner。 There were lots of clothes; too; hanging on the walls…too small for trolls; I am afraid they belonged to victims…and among them were several swords of various makes; shapes; and sizes。 Two caught their eyes particularly; because of their beautiful scabbards and jewelled hilts。 Gandalf and Thorin each took one of these; and Bilbo took a knife in a leather sheath。 It would have made only a tiny pocket…knife for a troll; but it was as good as a short sword for the hobbit。
〃These look like good blades;〃 said the wizard; half drawing them and looking at them curiously。 〃They were not made by any troll; nor by any smith among men in these parts and days; but when we can read the runes on them; we shall know more about them。〃
〃Let's get out of this horrible smell!〃 said Fili So they carried out the pots of coins; and such food as was un…touched and looked fit to eat; also one barrel of ale which was still full。 By that time they felt like breakfast; and being very hungry they did not turn their noses up at what they had got from the trolls' larder。 Their own provisions were very scanty。 Now they had bread and cheese; and plenty of ale; and bacon to toast in the embers of the fire。 After that they slept; for their night had been disturbed; (and they did nothing more till the afternoon。 Then they I brought up their ponies; and carried away the pots of gold; and buried them very secretly not far from the track by the river; putting a great many spells over them; just in case they ever had the…chance to e back and recover them。 When that was done; they all mounted once more; and jogged along again on the path towards the East。 〃Where did you go to; if I may ask?〃 said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along。
〃To look ahead;〃 said he。
〃And what brought you back in the nick of time?〃
〃Looking behind;〃 said he。
〃Exactly!〃 said Thorin; 〃but could you be more plain?〃 〃I went on to spy out our road。 It will soon bee dan