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〃Mean what？〃
〃You have really forgotten that you were engaged in a fracas last night at the Six Hundred Club？〃
Jimmy sat up with a jerk； staring at this omniscient man。 Then the movement having caused a renewal of the operations of the red…hot corkscrew； he fell back again with a groan。
〃Was I？ How on earth did you know？ Why should you know all about it when I can't remember a thing？ It was my fault； not yours。〃
〃There is quite a long report of it in to…day's Daily Sun； Mr。 James。〃
〃A report？ In the Sun？〃
〃Half a column； Mr。 James。 Would you like me to fetch the paper？ I have it in my pantry。〃
〃I should say so。 Trot a quick beat back with it。 This wants looking into。〃
Bayliss retired； to return immediately with the paper。 Jimmy took it； gazed at it； and handed it back。
〃I overestimated my powers。 It can't be done。 Have you any important duties at the moment； Bayliss？〃
〃No； sir。〃
〃Perhaps you wouldn't mind reading me the bright little excerpt； then？〃
〃Certainly； sir。〃
〃It will be good practice for you。 I am convinced I am going to be a confirmed invalid for the rest of my life； and it will be part of your job to sit at my bedside and read to me。 By the way； does the paper say who the party of the second part was？ Who was the citizen with whom I went to the mat？〃
〃Lord Percy Whipple； Mr。 James。〃
〃Lord who？〃
〃Lord Percy Whipple。〃
〃Never heard of him。 Carry on； Bayliss。〃
Jimmy posed himself to listen； yawning。
CHAPTER V
THE MORNING AFTER
BAYLISS took a spectacle…case from the recesses of his costume； opened it； took out a pair of gold…rimmed glasses； dived into the jungle again； came out with a handkerchief； polished the spectacles； put them on his nose； closed the case； restored it to its original position； replaced the handkerchief； and took up the paper。 〃Why the hesitation； Bayliss？ Why the coyness？〃 enquired Jimmy； lying with closed eyes。 〃Begin！〃
〃I was adjusting my glasses； sir。〃
〃All set now？〃
〃Yes； sir。 Shall I read the headlines first？〃
〃Read everything。〃
The butler cleared his throat。
〃Good Heavens； Bayliss；〃 moaned Jimmy； starting； 〃don't gargle。 Have a heart！ Go on！〃
Bayliss began to read。
FRACAS IN FASHIONABLE NIGHT…CLUB
SPRIGS OF NOBILITY BRAWL
Jimmy opened his eyes； interested。
〃Am I a sprig of nobility？〃
〃It is what the paper says； sir。〃
〃We live and learn。 Carry on。〃
The butler started to clear his throat； but checked himself。
SENSATIONAL INTERNATIONAL CONTEST
BATTLING PERCY
（England）
v
CYCLONE JIM
（America）
FULL DESCRIPTION BY OUR EXPERT
Jimmy sat up。
〃Bayliss； you're indulging that distorted sense of humour of yours again。 That isn't in the paper？〃
〃Yes； sir。 Very large headlines。〃
Jimmy groaned。
〃Bayliss； I'll give you a piece of advice which may be useful to you when you grow up。 Never go about with newspaper men。 It all es back to me。 Out of pure kindness of heart I took young Bill Blake of the Sun to supper at the Six Hundred last night。 This is my reward。 I suppose he thinks it funny。 Newspaper men are a low lot； Bayliss。〃
〃Shall I go on； sir？〃
〃Most doubtless。 Let me hear all。〃
Bayliss resumed。 He was one of those readers who； whether their subject be a murder case or a funny anecdote； adopt a measured and sepulchral delivery which gives a suggestion of tragedy and horror to whatever they read。 At the church which he attended on Sundays； of which he was one of the most influential and respected members； children would turn pale and snuggle up to their mothers when Bayliss read the lessons。 Young Mr。 Blake's account of the overnight proceedings at the Six Hundred Club he rendered with a gloomy gusto more marked even than his wont。 It had a topical interest for him which urged him to extend himself。
〃At an early hour this morning； when our myriad readers were enjoying that refreshing and brain…restoring sleep so necessary to the proper appreciation of the Daily Sun at the breakfast table； one of the most interesting sporting events of the season was being pulled off at the Six Hundred Club in Regent Street； where； after three rounds of fast exchanges； James B。 Crocker； the well…known American welter…weight scrapper； succeeded in stopping Lord Percy Whipple； second son of the Duke of Devizes； better known as the Pride of Old England。 Once again the superiority of the American over the English style of boxing was demonstrated。 Battling Percy has a kind heart； but Cyclone Jim packs the punch。〃
〃The immediate cause of the encounter had to do with a disputed table； which each gladiator claimed to have engaged in advance over the telephone。〃
〃I begin to remember；〃 said Jimmy meditatively。 〃A pill with butter…coloured hair tried to jump my claim。 Honeyed words proving fruitless； I soaked him on the jaw。 It may be that I was not wholly myself。 I seem to remember an animated session at the Empire earlier in the evening； which may have impaired my self…control。 Proceed！〃
〃One word leading to others； which in their turn led to several more； Cyclone Jim struck Battling Percy on what our rude forefathers were accustomed to describe as the mazzard； and the gong sounded for〃
〃ROUND ONE〃
〃Both men came up fresh and eager to mix things； though it seems only too probable that they had already been mixing more things than was good for them。 Battling Percy tried a right swing which got home on a waiter。 Cyclone Jim put in a rapid one…two punch which opened a large gash in the atmosphere。 Both men sparred cautiously； being hampered in their movements by the fact； which neither had at this stage of the proceedings perceived； that they were on opposite sides of the disputed table。 A clever Fitzsimmons' shift on the part of the Battler removed this obstacle； and some brisk work ensued in neutral territory。 Percy landed twice without a return。 The Battler's round by a shade。〃
〃ROUND TWO〃
〃The Cyclone came out of his corner with a rush； getting home on the Battler's shirt…front and following it up with a right to the chin。 Percy swung wildly and upset a bottle of champagne on a neighbouring table。 A good rally followed； both men doing impressive in…fighting。 The Cyclone landed three without a return。 The Cyclone's round。〃
〃ROUND THREE〃
〃Percy came up weak； seeming to be overtrained。 The Cyclone waded in； using both hands effectively。 The Battler fell into a clinch； but the Cyclone broke away and； measuring his distance； picked up a haymaker from the floor and put it over。 Percy down and out。〃
〃Interviewed by our representative after the fight； Cyclone Jim said： 'The issue was never in doubt。 I was handicapped at the outset by the fact that I was under the impression that I was fighting three twin…brothers； and I missed several opportunities of putting over the winning wallop by attacking the outside ones。 It was only in the second round that I decided to concentrate my assault on the one in the middle； when the affair speedily came to a conclusion。 I shall not adopt pugilism as a profession。 The prizes are attractive； but it is too much like work。'〃
Bayliss ceased； and silence fell upon the room。
〃Is that all？〃
〃That is all； sir。〃
〃And about enough。〃
〃Very true； sir。〃
〃You know； Bayliss；〃 said Jimmy thoughtfully； rolling over on the couch； 〃life is peculiar； not to say odd。 You never know what is waiting for you round the corner。 You start the day with the fairest prospects； and before nightfall everything is as rocky and ding…basted as stig tossed full of doodlegammon。 Why is this； Bayliss？〃
〃I couldn't say； sir。〃
〃Look at me。 I go out to spend a happy evening； meaning no harm to any one； and I e back all blue with the blood of the aristocracy。 We now e to a serious point。 Do you think my lady stepmother has read that sporting chronicle？〃
〃I fancy not； Mr。 James。〃
〃On what do you base these words of fort？〃
〃Mrs。 Crocker does not read the halfpenny papers； sir。〃
〃True！ She does not。 I had forgotten。 On the other hand the probability that she will learn about the little incident from other sources is great。 I think the merest prudence suggests that I keep out of the way for the time being； lest I be fallen upon and questioned。 I am not equal to being questioned this morning。 I have a headache which starts at the soles of my feet and gets worse all the way up。 Where is my stepmother？〃
〃Mrs。 Crocker is in her room； Mr。 James。 She ordered the car to be brought round at once。 It should be here at any moment now； sir。 I think Mrs。 Crocker intends to visit the Park before luncheon。〃
〃Is she lunching out？〃
〃Yes； sir。〃
〃Then； if I pursue the excellent mon…sense tactics of the lesser sand…eel； which as you doubtless know buries itself tail upwards in the mud on hearing the baying of the eel…hounds and remains in that position till the danger is past； I shall be able to postpone an interview。 Should you be questioned as to my whereabouts； inflate your chest and reply in a clear and manly voi