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abit and all that。 I've been so accustomed for years to jumping through hoops and shamming dead when the mater lifted a little finger； that it absolutely never occurred to me that I had a soul of my Own。 I give you my honest word I never saw it till this moment。〃
〃And now it's too late！〃
〃Eh？〃
George indicated Alice with a gesture。 The newly…made Mrs。 Byng smiled。
〃Mr。 Bevan means that now you've got to jump through hoops and sham dead when I lift a little finger！〃
Reggie raised her hand to his lips； and nibbled at it gently。
〃Blessums 'ittle finger！ It shall lift it and have 'ums Reggie jumping through。 。 。 。〃 He broke off and tendered George a manly apology。 〃Sorry； old top！ Forgot myself for the moment。 Shan't occur again！ Have another chicken or an eclair or some soup or something！〃
Over the cigars Reggie became expansive。
〃Now that you've lifted the frightful weight of the mater off my mind； dear old lad；〃 he said； puffing luxuriously； 〃I find myself surveying the future in a calmer spirit。 It seems to me that the best thing to do； as regards the mater and everybody else； is simply to prolong the merry wedding…trip till Time the Great Healer has had a chance to cure the wound。 Alice wants to put in a week or so in Paris。 。 。 。〃
〃Paris！〃 murmured the bride ecstatically。
〃Then I would like to trickle southwards to the Riviera。 。 。〃
〃If you mean Monte Carlo； dear；〃 said his wife with gentle firmness； 〃no！〃
〃No； no； not Monte Carlo；〃 said Reggie hastily； 〃though it's a great place。 Airsceneryand what not！ But Nice and Bordighera and Mentone and other fairly ripe resorts。 You'd enjoy them。 And after that 。 。 。 I had a scheme for buying back my yacht； the jolly old Siren； and cruising about the Mediterranean for a month or so。 I sold her to a local sportsman when I was in America a couple of years ago。 But I saw in the paper yesterday that the poor old buffer had died suddenly； so I suppose it would be difficult to get hold of her for the time being。〃 Reggie broke off with a sharp exclamation。
〃My sainted aunt！〃
〃What's the matter？〃
Both his panions were looking past him； wide…eyed。 George occupied the chair that had its back to the door； and was unable to see what it was that had caused their consternation； but he deduced that someone known to both of them must have entered the restaurant； and his first thought； perhaps naturally； was that it must be Reggie's 〃mater〃。 Reggie dived behind a menu； which he held before him like a shield； and his bride； after one quick look； had turned away so that her face was hidden。 George swung around； but the newer； whoever he or she was； was now seated and indistinguishable from the rest of the lunchers。
〃Who is it？〃
Reggie laid down the menu with the air of one who after a momentary panic rallies。
〃Don't know what I'm making such a fuss about；〃 he said stoutly。 〃I keep forgetting that none of these blighters really matter in the scheme of things。 I've a good mind to go over and pass the time of day。〃
〃Don't！〃 pleaded his wife。 〃I feel so guilty。〃
〃Who is it？〃 asked George again。 〃Your step…mother？〃
〃Great Scott； no！〃 said Reggie。 〃Nothing so bad as that。 It's old Marshmoreton。〃
〃Lord Marshmoreton！〃
〃Absolutely！ And looking positively festive。〃
〃I feel so awful； Mr。 Bevan；〃 said Alice。 〃You know； I left the castle without a word to anyone； and he doesn't know yet that there won't be any secretary waiting for him when he gets back。〃
Reggie took another look over George's shoulder and chuckled。
〃It's all right； darling。 Don't worry。 We can nip off secretly by the other door。 He's not going to stop us。 He's got a girl with him！ The old boy has e to lifeabsolutely！ He's gassing away sixteen to the dozen to a frightfully pretty girl with gold hair。 If you slew the old bean round at an angle of about forty…five； Bevan； old top； you can see her。 Take a look。 He won't see you。 He's got his back to us。〃
〃Do you call her pretty？〃 asked Alice disparagingly。
〃Now that I take a good look； precious；〃 replied Reggie with alacrity； 〃no！ Absolutely not！ Not my style at all！〃
His wife crumbled bread。
〃I think she must know you； Reggie dear；〃 she said softly。 〃She's waving to you。〃
〃She's waving to ME；〃 said George； bringing back the sunshine to Reggie's life； and causing the latter's face to lose its hunted look。 〃I know her very well。 Her name's Dore。 Billie Dore。〃
〃Old man；〃 said Reggie； 〃be a good fellow and slide over to their table and cover our retreat。 I know there's nothing to be afraid of really； but I simply can't face the old boy。〃
〃And break the news to him that I've gone； Mr。 Bevan；〃 added Alice。
〃Very well； I'll say good…bye； then。〃
〃Good…bye； Mr。 Bevan； and thank you ever so much。〃
Reggie shook George's hand warmly。
〃Good…bye； Bevan old thing； you're a ripper。 I can't tell you how bucked up I am at the sportsmanlike way you've rallied round。 I'll do the same for you one of these days。 Just hold the old boy in play for a minute or two while we leg it。 And； if he wants us； tell him our address till further notice is Paris。 What ho！ What ho！ What ho！ Toodle…oo； laddie； toodle…oo！〃
George threaded his way across the room。 Billie Dore weled him with a friendly smile。 The earl； who had turned to observe his progress； seemed less delighted to see him。 His weather…beaten face wore an almost furtive look。 He reminded George of a schoolboy who has been caught in some breach of the law。
〃Fancy seeing you here； George！〃 said Billie。 〃We're always meeting； aren't we？ How did you e to separate yourself from the pigs and chickens？ I thought you were never going to leave them。〃
〃I had to run up on business；〃 explained George。 〃How are you； Lord Marshmoreton？〃
The earl nodded briefly。
〃So you're on to him； too？〃 said Billie。 〃When did you get wise？〃
〃Lord Marshmoreton was kind enough to call on me the other morning and drop the incognito。〃
〃Isn't dadda the foxiest old thing！〃 said Billie delightedly。 〃Imagine him standing there that day in the garden； kidding us along like that！ I tell you； when they brought me his card last night after the first act and I went down to take a slant at this Lord Marshmoreton and found dadda hanging round the stage door； you could have knocked me over with a whisk…broom。〃
〃I have not stood at the stage…door for twenty…five years；〃 said Lord Marshmoreton sadly。
〃Now； it's no use your pulling that Henry W。 Methuselah stuff；〃 said Billie affectionately。 〃You can't get away with it。 Anyone can see you're just a kid。 Can't they； George？〃 She indicated the blushing earl with a wave of the hand。 〃Isn't dadda the youngest thing that ever happened？〃
〃Exactly what I told him myself。〃
Lord Marshmoreton giggled。 There is no other verb that describes the sound that proceeded from him。
〃I feel young；〃 he admitted。
〃I wish some of the juveniles in the shows I've been in；〃 said Billie； 〃were as young as you。 It's getting so nowadays that one's thankful if a juvenile has teeth。〃 She glanced across the room。 〃Your pals are walking out on you； George。 The people you were lunching with；〃 she explained。 〃They're leaving。〃
〃That's all right。 I said good…bye to them。〃 He looked at Lord Marshmoreton。 It seemed a suitable opportunity to break the news。 〃I was lunching with Mr。 and Mrs。 Byng；〃 he said。
Nothing appeared to stir beneath Lord Marshmoreton's tanned forehead。
〃Reggie Byng and his wife； Lord Marshmoreton；〃 added George。
This time he secured the earl's interest。 Lord Marshmoreton started。
〃What！〃
〃They are just off to Paris；〃 said George。
〃Reggie Byng is not married！〃
〃Married this morning。 I was best man。〃
〃Busy little creature！〃 interjected Billie。
〃Butbut！〃
〃You know his wife；〃 said George casually。 〃She was a Miss Faraday。 I think she was your secretary。〃
It would have been impossible to deny that Lord Marshmoreton showed emotion。 His mouth opened； and he clutched the tablecloth。 But just what the emotion was George was unable to say till； with a sigh that seemed to e from his innermost being； the other exclaimed 〃Thank Heaven！〃
George was surprised。
〃You're glad？〃
〃Of course I'm glad！〃
〃It's a pity they didn't know how you were going to feel。 It would have saved them a lot of anxiety。 I rather gathered they supposed that the shock was apt to darken your whole life。〃
〃That girl；〃 said Lord Marshmoreton vehemently； 〃was driving me crazy。 Always bothering me to e and work on that damned family history。 Never gave me a moment's peace 。 。 。〃
〃I liked her；〃 said George。
〃Nice enough girl；〃 admitted his lordship grudgingly。 〃But a damned nuisance about the house； always at me to go on with the family history。 As if there weren't better things to do with one's time than writing all day about my infernal fools of ancestors！〃
〃Isn't dadda fractious today？〃 said Billie reprovingly； giving the Earl's hand a pat。 〃Quit knocking your ancestors！ You're very lucky to have ancestors。 I wish I had。 The Dore family seems to go back about as far as the presidency of Willard Filmore； and then it kind of gets discouraged and quite cold。 Gee！ I'd like to feel that my great…great…great…grandmother had helped Q